After like two days of explaining to my mum( actually two to three minutes) she just shook her head. I don't even know what that means.
"Say something" I whined.
"Be careful dai, you know what's right and wrong. Any funny business and your dad will knock you out" since I began to comprehend, my mum has been telling me that when dad gets angry he knocks people out. But I've never seen him that angry. I sure do not want to be on the receiving end of that. You need to see Raja and Abbah behaving like we are related because of chocolate. Please is that not fraud? I gave them bounty minis and made my way to the room. If I let them I swear they'll eat everything. The gluttons.
'Slim gluttons unlike some people'
One day I think I'll bang my head on the wall until that voice leaves me alone. She's so mean.
***
*WhatsApp*
Ff : hey can you sneak out?
No way. He can't be here he's not crazy. Okay he is crazy but not that crazy. Okay he is demented but who comes to a girls house at night? Plus we saw literally hours ago! That foreign country has really gotten to his head. He thinks this is a chic flick
Ff : I'm waiting...
S : are you serious?
Ff : dead ass. Please come out.
I looked at the clock on the wall. Two minutes past nine pm. This guy is really on some cheap shit if he thinks I'm leaving my house in the middle of the night. I'm not stupid please. So that he would see darkness and attempt nonsense that will get his skull smashed. Not by my dad, by me. I am perfectly capable of protecting my self from play boys thank you very much.
Ff : I brought ice cream!
Gaahhh that is not fair!
S : so?
Ff : well that hurt my feelings. I thought you loved ice cream?
S : yes but I love my life more. Go home Hammad
Ff : Well since you didn't see me arrive, you are going to hear me depart. Good night
Which one is arrive and depart? This one doesn't know that some synonyms are for rich people. Okay someone is pissed. No emojis no nicknames? Okay.
*buzz buzz*
I need to stop putting my phone on silent before it gets me killed. My dad totally flips when he calls and you don't pick. It literally spoils his mood for the entire rest of the day.
S- Hello
Ff- Hi
S- I thought we sai...
Ff : Good night beautiful.
*call ended*
Well damn. Definitely crazy. I'm actually starting to believe this guy. The whole "beautiful" thing. I smiled. I hear an engine reeve and a car takeoff full speed, taking advantage of the empty roads in my area. By seven thirty I dey tell you people don enter their house. This boy is going to kill himself. What is with boys and speed?
***
I was scared. Scared as hell. Was i falling for a play boy? I thought all this mushy foolishness didn't exist? I'm so freaking stupid. He's playing his games and I'm here liking him for real. All this nonsense has to stop. Like ASAP. He's probably waiting for me fall head over heels so that he'll friend zone me or tell me he's like that with every girl. Who knows what dumb excuse he'll give. Boys are amazing, in good and bad ways. Mostly bad though. They are wicked.
