A Carbide x Omega fanfic xD owo

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(This shit ain't even remotely close to Carbide and Omega's character plot so leave me alone uwu)

Carbide rolled out from his grave. His gay ass said, "Oh boy I can't wait to die at Tilted Towers today XDDDDDD OWO!!!"

Little did he know his ass gonna become even gayer oh boy
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After landing at Tilted Towers with his whole other squad at Fatal Fields, Carbide searched frantically for any weapon, slowly losing his shit cause there were none.

Nighttime to broad daylight and his ass was still in Tilted Towers xd Ninja is quaking

Carbide felt panicked, even all of the chests were empty. Not even the storm wanted to approach because hecc no.

After what seemed like days of searching for a single weapon, Carbide n his dumbass realized that the sever been H A C C E D

So then he stood there,

Waiting

And waiting.

Until he heard footsteps obviously.

So he peered out of the building and yelled "AY WHO THERE XDD"

What stood in his sight was a person in a black suit with streaks and eyes that glowed red, who looked like the literal embodiment of Satan in the shadows, under a tree. He carried what seemed to be like a golden scar in his hands. But he didn't seem to be a danger to Carbide. He looked nice excusing the fact that he also looked like one dangerous boi

"Hi" Carbide said, suddenly having the hots for this guy.

The guy stood there not knowing what the fuck to do.

They both sat in silence for seconds until the guy spoke up.

"Hello why are you blue?"

Carbide could feel his heart melt. This guy's voice was deeper than the Atlantic Ocean. It was hot.

"H-hi.. I'm Carbide."

"Carbide? Nice name, I'm Omega."

Omega could literally feel how horny Carbide was. "But still why are you blue man," he tried asking again.

Carbide spaced out before shaking out of it. "That's how I was created man, why are your eyes red owo?"

"Cause I'm evil uwu," Omega swiftly responded back.

Despite his horniness, Carbide reached out onto his confidence to ask another question. "Where's the storm though?"

Omega clasped his hands together because yes. "We've been hacked man."

Carbide tried thinking of ways to make sure his gay was gayer than gay cause Omega hot as f uc k. "Well I mean- it's great Omega my dude cause like y'know uh you're hawt dude and I uh-"

"Carbide that's gay but I'm down yo."

"Omg really??"

"Yes tf do you think you blue hoe??"

Carbide wet his robotic pants (he probably has none tbh-) when Omega said "blue hoe." His voice was so deep, it felt so amazing.

"I hope you realize your squad long gone man."

"Wait how did you kno-"

"Cause I'm Omega am cooler than your mom xd"

Carbide then gazed at the golden scar in Omega's hands. "How'd you get that though??"

"Dusty Divot is a great place dude you should check it out"

"Oh boy."

"Yeah man, it's very dusty AHHAHAHAHAHHHAHA-"

"Daddy Omega please I'm so gay for you owo"

"Did you just call me daddy-"

"No- yes da- nO"

And after that moment, Carbide and Omega became best husbands until they died a nanosecond later at Salty Springs owo

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*Ali A intro plays

It's 1 am why did I do this
Don't be salty just cause it's Fortnite related and a joke lmao

Have respec and don't do drugs kids *skateboards away