Multi-verse Insanity (on hiatus)

Chapter 12

Error POV
"FREEEEEEEESH! I'M GONNA KILL YOU!"
"You'll never take me alive, coppaz!"
"WeLl, tHIs wASn't wHAt I plANneD."
"Error!"
Laughed Blue, clinging to his arm
"This is madness!"
The FREAKS had tried to do a group therapy session, which had gone alright, but right after, Fresh had pranked Red, who was trying to kill said skeleton.
Now Ink was tied to his chair with violently orange-Purple yarn (Seriously; Blue has used six rolls of yarn. Six rolls!) Geno was desperately trying to avoid the fighting skeletons while still cooking lunch (some kind of new taco meat, Error hadn't really been listening, which was unfortunate, as he had been roped into helping make it)

He watched in amusement as Red accidentally slammed into Nightmare, who promptly attacked him. Ink was shaking in either rage of laughter as Fresh used him as a springboard to avoid Red and land on the table. Geno clambered up next to him in a feeble attempt to make himself heard. Blue hopped onto the countertop next to the stove, pulling items out of the cabinets at random. Over the crashing sounds, Geno screeched
"We need 4 cups of curry."
"WHAT!?!"
Shrieked Blue over Red's cursing
"ARE YOU CRAZY?!?"
"IF GENO WANTS TO BE A FUCKING DRAGON, LET HIM!"
Yelled Ink, frantically scotching his prison out of the line of fire, as Nightmare had started to throw pineapples at Red. (He hadn't even purchased pineapples, where did they come from?)
"NO! DAMNIT! I MENT 4 CUPS OF BEEF!"
"THAT CANT BE RIGT GENO, WE'RE MAKING FOOD FOR SEVEN PEOPLE!"
"LIsTen to BLue."
I urged, narrowly being missed by a high-velocity pineapple
"He'S mADe tACOs bEfORe."
Blue rubbed his skull, looking sheepish.
"I..uh..actually I dump everything in a pot and hope for the best."
"Well shit."
Commented Ink dryly.
" I may be too tired to correct you unread lingo magically, but I can still censor you physically."
"BITCH"
Howled Nightmare
"ARE YOU THREATENING US!?!"
Red threw himself at Fresh, but was intercepted by Nightmare.
"...and it's a spectacular Save by Nightmare! What speed! Such grace!"
"INK! SHUT UP!"
Thundered Red as he dodged another pineapple attack.
" DAMN Nightmare! We should call you the King of Pineapples instead of the King of Negativity!"
"ADD SALT!"
Suddenly shouted Geno
"ADD THE FUCKING-WHY ARE YOU LAUGHING?!?"
Fresh had jumped up behind Geno, and was imitating everything the elder did, but more exaggerated, still (impressively) dodging the fruity projectiles.
"AlRIghT! EVerYoNe OUt, ExCepT iF yOU'rE cOOkiNg!"
Geno jumped down from his perch, and cut Ink loose, then started dragging Nightmare and Fresh out (with magic of course), the former trying to kill the latter, screaming
"YOU CORRECT MY LANGUAGE, I CORRECT YOUR FACE!"
They were closely followed by an exasperated Blueberry pulling Red out, who was yelling at Nightmare.
"Hey Pineapple King! Cool your heels!" Nightmare's response was drowned out by the door slamming shut so hard it shattered.

I facepalmed, but turned back to the slightly smoking meat and the only skeleton left behind.
"CaRe tO heLp?"
"Sure, now where's the recipe?"
The colorful skeleton searched the area for exactly five seconds, then said
"I have no idea where it is..."
"DAmnIT SHOrty."
I growled good-naturedly
"MoVE oveR"
I bent over to search the floor, and I could feel Ink's gaze, checking me out.
"ENjOyiNG tHe vIeW, sKIttLEs?"
I heard an embarrassed squeak, then Ink muttered
"Shut up..."
"AW, doEs thE iNKbLOt thInK I'M hOt?"
I teased, deliberately provoking him. Straightening up, I called
"FoUNd it. WE NeEd two tABlEsPOonS of BUttER."
The clearly blushing rainbow quickly did as he was told, and I couldn't help but watch him.
So cute!
Ink tossed the butter on the table, then grabbed a wooden spoon and started to stir the simmering concoction on the stove.
No! Don't think about him like that! He's your...wait, no he's not..not anymore.....not here anyway.
Ink turned down the heat and asked for the next instruction.
I'm a fool.
I'd rather be a happy fool than an angsty destroyer.
A fool non the less.
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NO POV
"AND STAY!"
The three captive skeletons were magically bound to the couch in the living room next to the kitchen.
"Now,"
Huffed Geno
"I'm going to finish lunch."
He made for the kitchen, but Blue grabbed his arm. Before he could ask why, he had pulled Geno over to look through the broken doorway. The angry look on the undead skeleton's face melted away as he watched the sweet scene inside.

The Creator and the Destroyer were side by side, arms touching as they finished the taco meat. When Ink turned around to grab the curry off the table, they could see his face was rainbow colors.
"Imagine your OTP.."
Came Nightmare's voice, startling the two by the door. Apparently, the bound skeletons had worked together to maneuver to where they could see too.
Blue murmured
"Need a ship name~"
Red started to suggest something, by his words were drown out by Error and Ink arguing.
"If iT nEEds to coOK For 20 mInUTes at 400 deGrEes, wHy caN't I cOok iT fOR 2 mInUTes at 4,000 DEgreEs?"
"That's not how it works Error."
"WHat aBOuT .2 mInUTes at 40,000 dEGrEEs?"
"NO!"
"I'M GoINg to HArNesS tHE fREaKin SUN tO MaKe My TaCos!"
"DAMNIT ERROR, THIS IS WHY WE CANT HAVE NICE THINGS!"
".0000002 mInUTes at 40,000,000 dEGrEes!"
"ABSOLUTELY NOT!"
"My ship~"
Whispered Red happily.
"JUST LIKE YOU AND YOU-NO-WHO? (Voldemort XD)
"No, that's different!"
"IN WHAT WAY, RED? YOU LOVE—"
Nightmare was cut off by Red breaking the magical bonds and hurling himself at Nightmare.
Ignoring the fighting skeletons (again, if I might add) Geno, Fresh, and Blue watched as Error submitted to Ink's glare and cooked the meat at 400 degrees.
"Imagine what their kids would look like..."
Trailed off Blue
"Speaking of kids, you should go deal with the two behind us."
"Ah! You ever gonna run out of pineapples?"
"NO!"
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* with the Dream Team*
"Well Core?"
"Almost got it Dream. Calm down."
"No!"
Spat Dream, looking at the monochromatic god like they were crazy.
"Our friends could be hurt!"
////////Anti-Void/////////
"Ahh—-"
Blue's scream was cut off by him being hit in the face with a fruity projectile.
"GET DUNKED ON!"
///////Dream Team///////
"Yeah!"
Interjected Stretch
"He's probably torturing Inn right now."
//////Anti-Void/////
"...then I thought I regret creating you. Apparently I said that out loud. I haven't gone back to Swapfell since."
Ink laughed out, Oblivious to the chaos outside. He took another bite of taco meat (which had thankfully survived)
"HoW tAtKfuL."
Commented Error, though he was fighting to keep a straight face.
/////Dream Team/////
"Maybe."
Said Core!Frisk non-committedly. They nodded at the now open portal that appeared to lead to a blank wall.
"I can only get you there. You'll need Ink to get you back."
Core warned, then they vanished.
The group looked to Dream, who nodded, and they entered to portal, which closed behind them.
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Anti-Void- 10 minutes earlier
"For the last time Blue, we're not watching Frozen. Last time we did, you sang every song!"
Geno growled
"Pitch perfect, if I do say so myself."
Crowed Blue happily. Nightmare sighed for the 100th time in the past hour, burying his face into the back of his chair.
"Will you two just chose already?"
Groaned Red
"Greatness can't be rushed Red!"
Stated Blue
"Besides, you're just impatient."
"Am not."
"Am too."
Am NOT"
"Am TOO"
"AM NOT!"
"AM NOT"
"AM TOO!"
"Thanks for clearing that up, Red."
Smirked Blueberry. Red, realizing he had been tricked, hissed
"You're lucky you're cute."
"Aw~"
Cooed Blue cheekily
"You think I'm cute~"
"He does mah broski,"
Said Fresh
"He's been real obvious too."
Red blushed his namesake, muttering incoherently, though he didn't deny it.
"That's okay,"
Whispered Blue, looking slightly mistifyed but happy.
"I like you too~"
"OH MY GOD JUST KISS ALREAY!"
"Nightmare!"
Giggled Geno
"Don't ruin their moment!"
"Do it, do it, do it!"
Hissed/Chanted Ink as Nightmare pulled out his phone and hit record.
The two seemed frozen (A/N-Again, not sorry) in place, then Red spin-dipped Blue into a deep kiss.
Under all the cheering and cat-calls, Red whispered to Blue
"Our brothers are going to kill us."
"Oh, let them come."
Blue murmured back
"I'm sure you'll give them a GREAT time if they try anything."
"I'm MAkinG aN eXEcuTIvE dESisIOn,"
Shouted Error as the noise died down.
"WE're wATcHInG BRAVE."
He indicated the new couple.
"YOu tWo, no FUNny buSINess. At lEAst WAIt uNtIl yOu'rE AloNe."
"ERROR!"
"WHat?"
"YOU'RE UNBELIEVABLE!"
"WhaT?!?WhAt dId I dO wROng INk?"
"YOU KNOW WHAT YOU DID YOU PANINI-HEAD!"
"SkITtlE fACe!"
"ERRRRRRROOOOOOOORRRRRR!"
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CORRUPTION POV
SNAP
CRACK
SPLINTER
Done
Swapfell was GONE
DELETED
ERASED
FORGOTTEN
DEAD
Just like the original gaster, shattered across time and space in the void.
Oh, right.
Except Raspberry, Swapfell!Sans.
He lay unconscious in the corner of the base, a cave in the mountains of Underswap. The little swap had tried to fight him, but to no gain.
Corruption touched his forehead and he shuttered, resistant, yet his defenses were too weak. Corruption easily accessed his mind, and began to corrupt him.
Just like he had done to thousands of others located in the VOID.
Now
He thought as Raspberry's eye went black, then yellow. He stood at attention, awaiting orders.
The real fun begins.
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Hey guys!
Hope you liked this three part fluff/one part plot chapter! Cherryberry's ship is sailing, and Errink is on its way! Woo!