A Crocodile Meal

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     One day two boys named Jimmy and Bobby went to the zoo with John, Katie, Sam, Danny, Austin, and Micheal. When they entered the zoo everybody wanted to see the crocodiles. As they approached they saw two zookeepers struggling with the crocodiles. As they watched they saw one of the creatures snap at the zookeepers and pull him in. While the second zookeeper fought the crocodiles, Austin lost his balance and fell into the pit like cage. Jimmy watched in horror as he saw a crocodile rip Austin's head off with it's massive fangs. Soon many of the cages were opening up and animals were escaping. "We gotta find who's doing this," said Bobby. As they ran through the maze of the zoo, Micheal was bitten by a venomous snake and instantly fell to the ground. But nothing could stop the two "friends" from saving the zoo.  As they neared the control room, a gorilla jumped in front of them, grabbed john, and snapped his neck. While the gorilla was distracted by devouring Danny, Jimmy, Bobby, Sam, and Katie ran back towards the pit. "What are we gonna do?" says Katie. There was a long pause, then suddenly Bobby tripped Katie who went tumbling to her doom. Jimmy laughed as her head shredded to pieces. Than a crocodile pulled in the other zoo keeper, then turned to face the scared trio. "RUN!!!" yelled Bobby as a tentacle snatched a wailing Sam away. So jimmy and Bobby dashed back towards the control room. Before they reached the control room, Jimmy cackled as he stuffed a black widow spider down his "friends" pants. Bobby screamed in horror as the black widow crawled down and bit his penis. Then Jimmy ran into the control room and high-fived his friend Mitch. "WE DID IT!! WE KILLED ALL OF THEM! Now lets set up for the next batch!" the friends said in unison.

                                               That was a very successful day for Jimmy.

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⏰ Last updated: Jul 25, 2012 ⏰

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