A/N: I don't own ANYTHING if I did Hermione would not be with Ron anyway hope you enjoy this 😘😘😘😘
P.s don't play song till I say and they are under glamour charms love ya
I solemnly swear that I am up to no good
No ones point of view:
Hermione and Luna are best friend one from Ravenclaw and one from Gryffindor. They sat in the great hall at breakfast one a sunny Saturday when it was said that there was going to be a talent show for 5years and up and everyone could watch. After breakfast Hermione and Luna go to the room of requirements to practice their song they wrote awhile back, it was called middle finger and it used their nicknames for each other eagle(Luna) and lion (Hermione), they practiced in secret for the whole week. Everyone was concerned when they weren't in the great hall to watch the show. " now I know you are all wondering when Miss.Granger and Miss.Lovegood are well they are the next act and they have a surprise for you all at the end now up you come ladies." Professor Dumbledor said, the great hall was in shock seeing the two ladies in stage in trench coats to hide their clothes " now before we begin this song is to all of you." Hermione stated " we wrote this song and did the music ourselves now sit back and enjoy the show." Said Luna
Hermione starts the music
( play music now)
They start dancing.
Luna: you show me love then spill in my face,making your money off all of my pain, you put an eagle inside of a cage and you think I'm not strong enough to escape.
But I refuse to let you make me feel like I can't fly not only will I soar again I'll own the fucking sky. YEAH!
Everyone was shocked to hear Luna swear but stayed quiet to see what happens next.
H+L: So I put my middle finger up, I'm done being your slave.
My generation had enough and you should be afraid!
Oh oh oh oh oh
Not your prisoner
Oh oh oh oh oh
Better listen when I say I put my middle finger up I'm done being your slave!
Everyone was thinking was we really that mean to them.
Hermione: You couldn't even look me in the eye.
When you let me go and left me to die. There was no question that I would survive. An artist on fire is one that's alive.
You can't surround a lion with a bunch of lazy sheep the one thing about royalty is that we love too feast. YEAH!
Hermione has an amazing voice so does Luna
H+L: So I put my middle finger up, I'm done being your slave.
My generation had enough and you should be afraid!
Oh oh oh oh oh
Not your prisoner
Oh oh oh oh oh
Better listen when I say I put my middle finger up I'm done being your slave!
Luna: living like a riot,
Setting off the sirens,
Fists are clenched I'm fighting,
Soul has been ignited,
Ain't no time for dying,
I'm too busy thriving,
More then just surviving,
Heart is beating violent!
Hermione:living like a riot,
Setting off the sirens,
Fists are clenched I'm fighting,
Soul has been ignited,
Ain't no time for dying,
I'm too busy thriving,
More then just surviving,
Heart is beating violent!
Wow these girls are amazing
H+L: So I put my middle finger up, I'm done being your slave.
My generation had enough and you should be afraid!
Oh oh oh oh oh
Not your prisoner
Oh oh oh oh oh
Better listen when I say I put my middle finger up I'm done being your slave!
" thanks everyone for listening we have a surprise for you we have been wearing glamour champs since 1st year and we are about to take them off"
The girls said at the same time they remove the glamour and trench coats and show gorgeous women
" I'm really called Emma."
Said 'Hermione'
" I'm really Evanna and we are sisters." Said ' Luna '
"We graduated now so you won't see us again and we are the heirs to Hogwarts and Merlin see you later bye" they said at the same time and apparat away
They get married to Harry and Neville and live very long and very happy lives
The end
A/n: I hope you enjoyed this one shot live long and merry
Mischief managed
Lilie granger xxxxx
