Hi I'm bored that is probably why I'm writing this in the first place
I like food
Food. I like food. it's a natural part of life . It can be warm, comforting and sometimes entertaining. So when I'm bored the first thing I turn too is naturally food. First I'll walk up to my fridge and open it only to realize there's almost nothing in there except some vegetables and a bunch of unwanted sauces. (we're a healthy and organic family ).
After I'm done scanning that hell hole for food I then turn too the pantry where I usually find microwaveable popcorn or some cheap like that. That being the only unhealthy thing in the house, I start to munch on at least two packets of those.
And when I finally get to that perfect buttery part I start my moms voice in my head saying that microwavable stuff like that causes cancer and that I'll die young from eating that crap.
I then start to feel guilty and throw away the rest of my amazing buttery popcorn. Sometimes being a good kid can be a pain in the ass😢
Sorry for that it's my first time ever writing anything and idk why I decided to do this but I'll be ecstatic if this bring even the slightest smile to one persons face.bye and ily you guys
Btw you don't have to vote for me or like my stuff I just wanna make you happy ❣
YOU ARE READING
My normal Nigerian life
HumorHi. I am a teenage girl who is here to write occasional comedy skits of her life. Please enjoy. I am also sorry if this sucks I've never written anything before .