Wheres the remote?

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Me: 🎶Parties In My Head...

Oh, hi guys. THAT SONG REFUSES TO LEAVE MY BRAIN. Anyway...

This is my amazing blog about

EV-REE-YUH-THANG!!!!!

Well, the idea was kinda from SKITTLES_KAT

I'm just bored I'm sorry

Cole: hi alysa

Me: I'm hungry

Ice cream: eeeeaaaat meeee

Me:nu I already ate I this Mornin

Zane: I didn't know ice cream could talk

Me: anyway I'm siting on the toilet right now. My sister Moonshine-16 is making a total drama story and my older brother is watching the friggin wiggles

I mean I thought they were dead

It's scary

I know the blue guy is supposed to have black hair

But he's old and has GRAY HAIR

And why is the yellow dude A GIRL

And everyone is just old

I ONLY KNOW THIS BECAUSE IN MY AUNTS CAR SHE HAS A DAUGHTER AND SHE READS AL THESE KIDS BOOKS SO THAT'S THE ONLY ENTERTAINMENT

Kai: what's up

Me: WHERE'S THE REMOTE

Cole: *shrugs*

Me: I just put it down on the couch!

Cole: it's ON the couch

Me: oh *put on total drama pakitew island* oh... Topher.. TOPHER NO! I LOVE CHRIS! BUT I ALSO LOVE YOU! BUT I LOVE CHRIS MORE... Oh heh nvm.

Did u guys know I have something to do with obsessing over fictional hosts and leaders

I mean Leo TMNT, Chris TD, TOPHER TDPI, Cole Ninjago,

I might marry a host one day.

Or a president

Just NEVER A principal!

No more school when ima rock star!

*goes on gamefly*

Cole: what gamez u gettin

Me: Theif, Lego Marvel Superheros, InFamous: The Second Son, E.T.C.

Kai: cool

Me: yeah. I gotta PS4

I already finished the Lego movie game

My older brother really is trying to get us to go to the park

I dnw

He only wants to go to the mall

His name is Tyler

And my lil sis is Lacey

Lacey is 6 1/2 an Ty is 14

For some reason, Tyler is the girly girl, Lacey is the jock, and I'm the guy

I mean everyone is our family is misfit

I might need to go in a bit

I'm going to jazz class

Just got dressed

And now I'm petting my kitty Maxie

He's on the cover

All curled up

Adorbs

Well gtg

Bye!

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