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Pleasurable pain {flipqy} part one

*swearing*
(you have been warned)

reader pov

"I was totally awestruck! Like for realz have you seen them!" i nodded my head as my friend lammy went on about these 'twins' are identical, Well except there eyes. they are soldiers for the military, only for the summer though. then they can choose to continue or go off to college. free ride. I only know there names, and grade. I had a class with them last year, due to me taking advanced geometry. yea I'm a nerd. well were probably going to share more, due to me being in more advance classes, and I'm starting ninth grade, they are seniors this year...

anyways.

Flippy, the sweet and kind, every girl's swoons for kinda guy has a beautiful set of green eyes to add to his description. thought that's what he's like to others anyways, he's a complete ass towards me. The other hand his twin was the well known bad boy with anger issues. he has daring golden eyes that are said to pull girls to his bed.

wow right.

he kills them without a second thought, hell there dead before you could blink. good thing this town is cursed huh? well for them. I know my boundaries. 

"Lammy just tell him, he's the sweet one. maybe y'all can catch a date, better hurry before flaky though." why am I telling her to try and be with the dick bag you may ask. well here's the thing, she doesn't know he's a dick. remember he's sweet to others. I really don't want her to be hurt by him.

so flaky, red hair and porcelain skin. she is small in the um chest and butt area and in height.

Lammy, purple hair, taller then flaky by 2 or 3 inches. I don't really know or care. sorry, and has better-sized chest and butt. honestly, it not like others girls don't look to see. girls do notice btw.

and before I go farther, I'll tell you how I look and name. I'm {name} {last name}, {eye color} with {hair length} {hair color} to go with my {skin color}. As of right now I'm wearing the happy tree town's school uniform that is just like any uniform but you can choose the colors, this is so you can still express your self and be following the school guidelines. I have mine to baggy though, I don't wanna be a sex toy. I mean I may dream of it but in reality no. hell no. funny thing also, they haven't seem to notice. 

"you and me both know you're just trying to make me feel better. I got no chance with either of them." I sign. I know she likes them and all but, there just stupid school crushes that you won't remember when you find someone else you deem better. that's all feelings are. something to make us breed in my opinion. no use getting stuck over a guy.

well, that's how I see them. I know I'm too young to have petty feelings like those of Lammy right now I got school to put first not 'lovers'. then again I kinda wish to feel those feelings... but I'm not very social, last year saved me because the class had an odd number of kids. leave either a group of three or a loner, I was that loner.

"Lammy they both going to be gone by next year, plus what about nutty. he has a huge ass crush on you, give him a chance." Lammy frowned then smiled.

"I guess your right {name} well see you at lunch bye!" I waved bye as the bell rung letting us know that the first call on the first day of school begins is five minutes and you better be in class before the tardy bell rings, or your fucked.

glancing through my glasses I see I have English 2 with Mrs. lone. signing before rolling my eye, and starting my way towards my first class.

time skip.

"such a freak."
"four eyes!"
"wanna bet she's a slut?"
"all she wears is black. god so ugly."

and this is my school life and also lunch, which I don't actually end up sharing with my only friend, yay me.

all there air is knocked out of me as I ran into someone.

"gross are you kidding me, go away." I see that it was flippy. there's a reason I give more respect to the psycho twin instead of his lame ass, flipqy will actually be rude to every one and don't give a fuck. flippy is so fake in my opinion, but he is nice to Lammy so I keep my mouth shut, and walk away.

I walk to my favorite spot, it has the perfect shade so I'm able to type away, on my computer. a fanfic of course. {chosen anime}

\\comment some really good recantations for me please\\

flipqy's Pov

"whatever splendont, I'm not getting tied down to one chick. it's dumb. feelings are fucking stupid, and-" splendont stopped me.

"got it. military work man. you don't understand feelings." I look around and see a few girls waving me over and my brother. I was going in that direction when I saw a girl like a black and nightshade uniform.

cool.

"hey im gonna check this girl out, the might be my next bed buddy!" i laughed before looking at there girl i've had in my class before but never remembered her name.

"don't dude, shes not even in your league. plus do you really wanna hit something as big as that?" i smirked, and continued walking towards her.

"what ever, i think she's pretty. plus ' i like em girls with a big booty, small waist in the face she's a cutie. i like them girls with a cups, long legs with ity bity butts.' haha chill, what are they going to say to me anyways, there scared remember." i yelled out to him. the closer i got i could see she was very interested in whatever she was typing and was listening to music. i sat beside her as she flinched and shut her laptop.

"hello i'm-"
"flipqy got it. do you need something?" she said as she rolled up her ear buds and stuck her phone away with them.

"your name." she looked at me bored and sighed.

" i was in a classroom with you for a whole year and now you want to learn my name?"

"yes. because I'm taking it as your taking advanced chem also and i need to pass."

"so you only want to use me, shocker what about your 'perfect' brother? Can't help you." i laughed at that, sarcasm about my brother, he is a wimp.

"perfect my ass, hes a wimp that needs help from a wimpy girl. god he so boring i don't even know why girls even dig him."

"because he's oh so sweet and kind, charming lets not forget arrogant while I'm at it." we both chuckle at that one.

"so is that a yes? because i didn't hear a no." She looks down. it would be in her best interest's to say yes.

"{name} {last name} i guess i can help, as long as you don't act like your twin, I tried of seeing fake people" i smirked.

"deal cutie." saying so i watched her as she blush while walking away.

this will be to easy.