Leemen was a thicc boi
and nobody knew this about him
but he was treestumpsexual
he was afraid to tell his family though because he was afraid of rejection (#relatable)
one day, he was diddly darn doing a walk when he came across a lonely tree stump
"h-hewwo" the tree stump said to the thicc weeb
"wuss poppin" said lemon
"I'm a lonely boi and I was wondering if we could hang out or something"
"Uh ok" said thicc boi
and they just chilled