South Park and the kingdoms of gods

Just a drink my friend

The day was rainy in the kingdom and most of the streets were are flooded but only about a inch of water. Nightfall was soon to come upon the young prince and his best friend.

"So there was this girl.." Kyle started. Stan looked up.

"Ya" Stan said already knowing where this was going.

"She was great, pretty hot and not all that crazy."

"That's good" Stan replied slightly laughing already.

"Well we had a beer by the bar. And she invited me to her house" Kyle said.

"Did you have protection?" Stan said worried.

"Of course there where some guards with me it's ok" Kyle said rolling his eyes.

It was the year 500 b.c. Kyle's dad was king of the kingdom south park. Kyle was the Prince.

Just like his dad Kyle had the best guards to protect him. The best out of all of them was Stan. Even though his young age Stan was one of the best knights in the kingdom if not the best. Kyle's dad choose Stan to be kyle's right hand and protector. Stan and Kyle we're super best friends for as long as they could remember.

"Anyway" Kyle continued again. Stan looked up at him leaning against his sword right beside the railing of the castle balcony. Kyle was leaning against it.

"I actually went to her house" Kyle continued.

"What!? You know you need to tell me first before going out" Stan said angrily.

"Calm down it was inside of the kingdom" Stan got worried again. He took a step closer and went into a little hug.

"I know I'm your trainer and protector but I'm also your friend I just don't want you to get hurt"

Stan was strong and a little taller than kyle. He was the best his age and also better than most of the warriors older than him. He was kyle's advisor, right hand, trainer, protector, and best friend. They were always there for each other. Stan had a little crush on Kyle. but wendy the greatest and also most beautifull archer of the kingdom also got his atantion.

"I know I know" Kyle said petting his best friend.

"I was carefull I even had my dagger with me just in case. and I already knew her for some time she had my trust. And after what happened she probably doesn't want to see me again anyway" Kyle laughed. Stan started laughing again too. "What happened?"

"Wellll we went to her place.."

"yaaaa..continueee" Stan said with a smile. Kyle giggled

"Well we where there and ya know I kinda wanted to get down to business a little bit. Nothing crazy"

"Ehuh" Stan replied.

"She kinda jumped me, I tried to push her off and we landed on the bed together.." Kyle continued. Stan widened his eyes. "Omg just tell me already you dick"

Stan laughed pushing Kyle. Kyle pushed back laughing too "alright, alright" Kyle laughed "after undressing a little bit ehm.. her parents came home" Kyle said pulling a hand up to his mouth trying too sush his laugh. He giggled.

"OMG" Stan said bringing a hand up to cover his eye laughing. "bullshit" Stan said in disbelieve while laughing more.

"I'm for real dude her parents came home and I had to hide under her bed. I saw like her feet all nailed up and the legs of her parents. It was hard not to laugh" Kyle continued.

"Oke oke well you know some of the farm people only have one bed in there homes?" Kyle asked.

"Ya like me you asshole" Stan laughed.

"Exactly" Kyle said joining the laugh.

"Well they didn't see me and after sending her out of the room they talked a little bit eventually ending up no joke doing it on the bed I was hiding under" Kyle said while he and Stan bursted out laughing.

Kyle wasn't as good in sword fighting as Stan. But he was smart and a great leader. Even tho Stan had more of an ego and wanted to be the boss most of the time. His selfishness and egoistic moves ruined it for him sometimes. He had a good heart aswell as Kyle. but he still has too see that he isn't everything.

Stan was Kyle's proud trainer. He teached him some of the things Kyle didn't have in school. Stan was happy he even had school for Kyle it was a pain in the ass tho. He injoyed learning but he hated the teachers with the way they treated him. Sometimes he wish he could just hang them all but his dad denied that.

He was allowed to skipp a few classes to spent more time with his best teacher Stan. He was more than just happy about that. Stan was the only one other than his dad he would listen too anyway. He loves Stan as his best friend and sometimes he even thought about Stan being more than just friends. But as a king he was forced to have a son/daughter to be his successor. He hated some of the rules he had to follow as a prince. maybe things could go differently when he's finally king. He loved the thought.

After a moment of laughing Stan and Kyle went to the bar. Kyle treated Stan with a beer. "I'm not dead yet meaning you did well today" Kyle said joking.

"Ha yeah even if I wanna be bad I fail" Stan said joking back giving a smile. Stan held his wooden cup up in the air.

"Too a great partnership that will last till we both pass away" Stan said.

"Nothing not even the biggest dragons will separate us" Kyle said pressing his cup against stan's. They both gave a warm smile too each other. Cheers!! They both drank the cold tasty liquid.

Kyle and Stan were at the adge of the bar table ready to be drunk. "So after a while I would have to call you lord don't I?" Stan asked liking the thought.

"Hehe ya i guess so" Kyle replies also loving the thought.

"Shall I get the carriage ready my lord" Stan joked with a high tone.

"Ah shut up already. I'm a man not a spoiled prinses" Kyle said in playfull irritation.

"Or shall I carry you there"

"Hehe ahhhh only if your quicker than my horse" Kyle said trying to tease Stan back. Stan held a hand to his heart. "Promised"

Kyle was everything but spoiled. Sometimes his dad commands him to hunt, kill, and cook his own meat. If he wasn't capable of doing so, he would have to go to bed without dinner. Stan was always there to help him tho. Twice a week they went out to hunt together. Stan taught Kyle how to shoot a bow, but also how to tie a knot, and how to hide from predators.

Sometimes when the hunt didn't go so well Stan would still give Kyle some of his bread. Sometimes Kyle thinks he wouldn't have achieved enything without his best friend. But he didn't know that Stan thought the exact same way about him.

Stan troughs a coin on the counter "one more for the upcoming king please" Stan demanded. Kyle laughed "make that two" Kyle demanded throwing another coin on the counter.

After a 'couple' beers Stan and Kyle shuffled out of the back of the bar. Stan could barely walk and laid down for a bit while Kyle placed a hand on the wall and bended over to puke.

"Are you ok kyle?" Stan said in between his hiccups.

"I'm fine" Kyle replied whipping his shirt over his mouth.

"Here" Stan said while grabbing something out of his leather handbag. Kyle looked it over. It was a big piece of bread. "Here take it, where not gonna hit anything like this anyways" Stan laughed.

Kyle gave a wide smile "thanks dude" "no problem" Stan replied also smiling brightly.

"Hey you wanna sleep in my big ass castle?" Kyle asked.

"Hell ya" Stan replied as they both wondered to the castle walls.