Once apon a weed, there was a sad little asian that needed something to smoke. So she went to the alley only to find a small bag with her name filled with coke and steroid packs. She snorted some coke and fell crying because she couldn't find shrek. She got up and sulked away to find weed growing in her basement under her ghetto house. She went down, looked around, and saw the weed was being smoked by shrek. She walked towards shrek and took his weed because she wanted weed and it was her weed. Shrek grabbed her and turned her on her hands and knees and filled her butt with his hatred and his weed. Shrek then said "It's all ogre now" and roared as he left through her window.
Shrek is weed, Weed is life.
