Chapter 1

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Saiki's POV

I was sitting on my bed staring at my phone screen eating coffee jelly when I got a text from Kaidou... the Chunibyo Chihuahua.

-Hey Saiki! Will you meet me at my secret hideout?

Ugh, this is supposed to be my summer vacation. I don't want to be bugged by people. Plus, this coffee jelly tastes especially good.

-I'm busy.

-Aww come on! Nendou is busy with buying ramen for Saiko so it'll be just us two :3

I do like that Nendou, the even bigger idiot, is out of the equation, but I'm still not convinced. My summer has been great so far. I take a bite of the jelly and reply.

-No.

-I bought coffee jelly...

Crap. My one weakness. I guess my summer couldn't be ruined by that. You can never have too much coffee jelly, even if I'm already eating some right now.

-I'll be there in five.

Obviously I could teleport and be there right now... but I want to savor this coffee jelly. Who knows what kind of sketchy jelly he bought.

While I'm thinking he replies.

-Yay!

That was an awfully short reply from him. I don't care though.

*Time skip brought to you by Kaidou's Spirit Guardian! The chihuahua~*

After I finish my non-sketchy jelly, I teleport to his 'hideout' and open the 'door' which is just some crappy cardboard with duck tape taped to the wall. I walk in.

"I'm here"

"Yay, finally! I mean... please do come in. There's much to discuss. And plenty of coffee jelly to eat!"

Actually there was only one thing of coffee jelly in front of him. He was sitting on this rug on the ground smiling at me, obviously I didn't want to sit on the ground, but I did it anyways. For the coffee jelly.

I don't hesitate to try it. It's surprisingly not bad. I look up and see Kaidou just kind of watching me eat. I read his thoughts.

~Ugh he's here, but I don't know what to say...

Okay. Guess I'll start it then.

"Have you ever eaten coffee jelly?"

"Uh... actually I haven't..."

Not to my surprise, he looks at the ground and starts fidgeting around nervously.

"Oh."

Well I know what I'm about to do is out of character, but it's not right for someone to never try the god like thing that is coffee jelly.

I then put the spoon in the coffee jelly and put it in front of kaidou.

"Try some."

He has this look of worry on him as he thinks.

~What if it's poisoned! I mean Dark Reunion could be hiding anywhere.

Wow, he really is a chunibyo.

He's just staring at the spoon when I say "Just try it," and slip the spoon into his mouth for him to try.

He tries it and says, "Wow! This is actually really good!"

"I know. Do you want some more?"

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