A short text fic.
I might make one even tho I said I might take a break. I ruined my sleep schedule so here's a sleep deprived chapter. Don't be surprised if there's errors bc I can't grammar or spell rn.
Also beefy keefy>;)
Unknown: hUNK BRO BUDDY MY DUDE MY LIGHT MY BEST FRIEND MY GAY LOVER MY BROTHER MY HOMIE MY FUCKING HUSBAND
Keith: uhh I think you have the wrong number dude.
Unknown: whAt nO WAY HUNK YOU'RE JOSHING ME RIGHT? CMON BUDDY
Keith: no man this isn't Hunk. My name is Keith.
Unknown: vro this is a prank. quit fuckin around.
K: dude, I'm not your friend. My name is Keith I have no idea who the hell you are
Unknown: yep not hunk
hunk doesn't cuss
so uh what's up ;)
K: please choke.
Unknown: I'm just tryna get smth good outta this
please be my friend I'm lonely and currently drowning myself in liquor
K: fun
Unknown: ikr anywho the names lance ;)
K: why are you still texting me
L: because im lonely
K: sounds like a you problem
L: you don't have to be so mean man
K: listen dude i just wanna eat my ice cream and then die because im lactose
L: :0 that's not healthy
K: that's the point
L: you need a hug man
K: piss off
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L: bro
K: im not your bro
L: shit sorry
i keep pressing the wrong contact maybe it's fate ;)
K: the only thing that is fate is gonna be my foot up your ass
L: ooo scary
you don't know where i live
K: ill ask my guy to find it
L: your guy?
do u have a super cool hacker spy?
that'd be awesome
K: you could say that
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K: katie
find this dudes house im gonna shove my foot up his ass
P: for the last time, its Pidge.
and i cant just find some dudes house so you can go suck his dick
K: i said shove my foot up his ass
jeez
