I internally groaned, no longer able to speak words. Another persons warm ass was sitting on my back.
I couldn't move. I couldn't blink. I couldn't talk. I was bench. Bench was me.
Ever since that asshole wizard turned me into a community park bench for sleeping with his wife, this has been my life. I tried to be optimistic.
Maybe if I did that I would be freed, but the man sitting on me had butt sweats. Not only was it warm but it was wet.
Like the feeling of a wet socks on your feet. Except transfer the squishy feeling from your foot to your back.. and then the sock farted. I would've gagged if benches could gag. Eventually the wet sock man left. Only to be replaced by more people.
Then eventually the day ended. To my surprise Dirty Ninja (a homeless man that wore all black) didn't come to sleep on me tonight. Probably tired of being chased off by cops, or trying to sell coke to kids again. Loneliness crept on me. My family or friends I realized I'd probably never see again.
Nearly drifting to sleep I was suddenly startled awake by a bird landing on me. It's talons we're digging into my back. I let out an internal huff. Thank god it wasn't some drunk guy taking a piss on me.
That has happened on more than one occasion. The bird squawked and just looked at me. It's eyes seemed to glitter with amusement.
I think it understands- oh no wait it's taking a shit. Well.. pfft. I cursed in my nonexistent head as the bird flew away and my back was now dripping in white liquidy substance.
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(A/N: A short prompt I did YEARS ago. Feel like it'd be a cool story. Might continue if I feel like it idk. My acc looked empty.)
