The Bad Things About Him:
A List for Reference
His ego
His urge to one-up everything
His need to be right
His stupid questions
His incessant need to look “cute”
His social media love
His trash talking
His lying
His cheating
His flirting with everything that walks
His need to brag about sexual exploits
His rape jokes
His use of the N word
His boy band, white jeans outfit-it was so stupid and impractical
His subtle sexism
His secretly low self-esteem
His inability to listen
His nonstop talking
His high and mighty complex
His hypocritical actions
His attitude towards school
His hopeless rockstar dreams
His stupid idea of relationships
His dislike of ice-cream and roller coasters-I mean seriously does he hate puppies and fun too
His constant need to fix his hair
His dislike of The Smashing Pumpkins and Rage Against the Machine-moron
His need to draw dick on everything- seriously everything and they weren’t even good
His noises that he made to get a cheap laugh or to annoy me
His stupid way of touching me in front of friends as if to brag
His inability to be serious about anything ever
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The Collection of Shit About "Him"
PoetryIt's all true. It's happy at times but mostly sad.