explanation: my friend and i were at a cafe and feeling super bored so we decided to co-write a fanfic about bts. we jotted our stuff down on napkins that's why it's called napkin shots
"Hey Jungkook," said Jimin, "I AM NOT THAT SHORT!!!!!!"
"Yes you are," replied Jungkook with a sneer on his face.
"I am your hyung!!" exclaimed Jimin as he playfully shoved Jungkook. He fell to the ground with a loud THUD. "Ow--"
"Now look who's taller," says Jimin as he places his foot on Jungkook's chest.
Jungkook winces in pain. "Hyung, stop-- hey, what happened to your abs?"
Jimin puts his hands on his hips as he steps away. "It's not like you should be talking."
"Oh yeah, wait till our Fake Love dance practice."
"I think No More Dream is better for obvious reasons.
Jungkook kicked his foot.
"Hey, that's no way to treat your hyung!" Jimin exclaims as he tackles Jungkook on the floor.
"Will you two shut up?" a figure entered the room.
"Suga-hyung, Jiminie is bullying me."
"Yes, I am aware. You two are so loud I can hear you from three rooms away." Suga says uninterestedly while sinking into a nearby chair.
Jungkook hopped up and tiptoed over to Suga where he hovered above the lazy figure.
"Hyung, did you grow any taller?"
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Suga turns towards Jungkook with daggers in his eyes. "You are only 2 cm taller than me. Leave me out of your game." With that, he gets up and exits the room, leaving Jungkook and Jimin the same way they'd been before.
Jungkook reached into his pocket and fumbled for his phone. A groovy beat started playing from down the hall. Jungkook hummed. "Jiminie's height is so freaking short--"
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Jimin immediately hopped up to swing a low kick at Jungkook. "I am so nice to you! How can you treat me like this??"
Jungkook grinned and paused momentarily before picking up.
"Jiminie's height is STILL so freaking short!!!"
Jimin continued to attempt to subdue Jungkook's singing as J-Hope enters the room.
"I'm your hope, you're my hope-- ah, what dee hell?!" he exclaimed as he watched Jungkook scurry around the room with Jimin at his heels, like Tom chasing Jerry.
"Uh, ah... I'm doing a vLive. Say hello to our ahmees."
Jimin pauses the chase to blow a kiss and wink at the camera as Jungkook mimics him from behind. Jungkook stood on his tippy toes and waved his arm in a horizontal movement, manifesting the height difference between him and Jimin.
Obviously thrown over the edge by Jungkook's antics, Jimin grabs Jungkook by the arm and leads him off screen.
"Aniya! Bye!" Jungkook struggled to wrench himself out of Jimin's grasp. "Why did you do that?"
"You're too big of an embarrassment!" exclaimed Jimin as the two walked off to practice.
"Says the one who was about to get booted two days before debut," Jungkook smirked.
"Hey Jimin, you can't use your lack of height as an excuse for your out-of-tune singing," Jungkook laughed as he gracefully danced. <<caught in a lie>>
