1 day i was walkin with mah friend petunia. keep in mind we r big 1d fans so i always think of the bois.
"HEY PETUNIAS MOM" I yelled to petunias mom as i walked away from her ratchet self.
"hei bonquiqui, how was ur dai?" petunia asked. petunia is rly exciteing so i luv her lln.
"im good wbu?'
"good."
"nice"
"ok."
and our interesting conversation carried on as we walked to skool.
i am 7 yeers old and go to franklin elementery skool quite a nice skool if i sai so myself. im in the poplar crouddd. cuz i be kool like that. petunia though is not as kool as me for obvious reasonz. so she hangs with the homosepians (LOLZ n00b) i have a skool enemy. shes a lamp named george. (she had a sex change LMFAO) we fight ery dai and she aint dat kool anyway so she can shove a baseball bat up her anus.
RING RING RING RING RING RING RIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIING.
the skool bell rung as i walked inside. thank jesuz 4 not makin me late 2day. like i waqs 1nce l8 cuz i was sukin the cock of nun other than georgy jenkinsons. hes so hawt and his 4 inch ppeepee is DA BOMB. it was magical as his pubes got stuck in my retainer. he was screaming and i waz laffin. i ate the pubes so its okay guise.
anywhoo i walked to my cubby and hung my raincoat my mom maid me where. (shez so annoying yoo)
"hey bonquiqui, uhhh how wuz the weekend for u, babe?" geoirgy jenkinsons asked. lol glad hee didnt remeber when i pulled his pubes out lln. :-)
"wellllll it was actualy rly gewd cuzz i went to a 1d concert and they r better than u cuz liams dick iz 10.2 inches u hoe. nd i thot 4 inches was big, fag." I LIED. im poor nd cn never afford to go 2 a 1d concert. too bad. well thats what my mom gets 4 working at mcydees wot a skank.
"wtever." georgy said.
so ive ben im mah seat in class for lik HOURS. and i got so fuckin bored nigguh so i started to write on a piece of paper " i luv yu" and i threw it to the back of de class for shits and giggles yo. AND GUES WHO GOT IT? THATS RITE. georgy. that freakin homo oped the note and luuked up at me wit a smirk.
omg no my lyfe is ruined wot will i do now uh i can be a cat laydee rite? ya :-)
he stuud up in the middle of class, wat r u doin u fag stop inbarrasin me. nd he announced: "BONQUIQUI LOO-LOOO-OOVES MIII!" (he stutterz... horibly)
woah. i sudenly fell in love with mah prince charming... maybe fate is ttryna tell me sumthin. i stuud up too and walked over 2 him. i went on my knees nd, well u know the rest ;-)
aniwai i got exspelled too bad so sad. well since me nd petunia live near eachothr i still have 1 frnd. nd i have a prince charming lol. i never thot this wuld hapen but i gues its meant 2 b. i will ask my rank ass mother to drive me 2 georgys houze hopefully she understands i mean she def sucked da cock at my age u feel me rite?
plus, to add to the excitment im gunna go get ma har did tmrw. IM PERMIN MA WEAVE :D finally, this shit stank.
Authors Note: If you take this seriously, you need to take a lamp up your butthole sir. xx :-)
