Author: This is an interactive story, so have fun, and participate! Just leave your truth or dares in the comment section, and I'll write a story with these two little shits (older!Dipper, and human!Bill) playing out your fantasy! Right guys?
Bill: You can't make me do shit.
Author: Wanna try me? I can make you say anything I want~
Bill: The author is almighty. He holds all power above us. I pray to the author every night before I go to sleep. In fact, the author is so great, you should vote and comment on this.
Author: He speaks the truth.
Bill: WHAT THE FUCK
Author: Now please, leave as many dares (yes, ANYTHING. I see you perverts, you're welcome) and as many TRUTHS (who am I kidding, you guys just want action) as you like.
Bill: CAN WE TALK ABOUT-
Dipper: Shut up Bill.
Bill: Since when can you tell me what to do?
Dipper: Since the author likes me. Must suck to be you.
Bill: THIS ISNT FAIR.
Author: I will do all of the dares in the form of a ONE SHOT. Because I'm not about the *asterisks* or whatever they're called. I'll also warn you if there's smut. Ya pussies.
Dipper: Keep it appropriate, yeah? I'm not doing anything too crazy with this idiot.
Bill: I take offense to that. You know what, bring your worst people. I want this kid begging underneath me.
Author: Shut up, this is my book, and we're ending this chapter.
THE LIMITS ARE ENDLESS. ASK AWAY.
YOU ARE READING
ஜ truth or dare ஜ BILLDIP
Hayran Kurguask or dare older!Dipper & human!Bill ANYTHING! The possibilities are endless, use it to your advantage. // ALL DARES ARE DONE IN THE FORM OF ONE-SHOTS //
