нellвoυnd (Dean Winchester) (Supernatural)

Mr. and Mrs. Murphy

"Couples from the past year have all gone missing on the same stretch of road?" I look at the still angered Dean.

"Yep."

"Your super fun to have a conversation with right now." I reply with my famous sarcasm. I get that Sam is doing his own thing at the moment but he needs to lighten up, he still has me, and Sam will be back with us as soon as this case is over.

"Ya Well Sorry, My brother is an ass, so... " I give him an exasperated look.

"Really Dean? You two are like a married couple, get over yourself." He looks at me, surprised that I actually seem upset.

"Look, you two fight like hell but... At least you have a brother to fight with. I have no one." I quickly shake my head, escaping my depressing thought.

"So, just shut up and enjoy that you have a family." l flash him a fake smile and start singing along to the song playing. Dean dosen't respond so all is quite. We pass another sign saying Indiana 132 miles. Then another one about an hour later telling us 72 more miles.

"We're getting close, what town did you say it was?"

"Why Would you say that you have no family? You have me and Sam, Cas too and once you meet Bobby he'll be family too." Dean blurts out, completely disregarding my question.

"Not blood." At least not full, Cas is only half.

"Family goes farther then blood."

"I've known you for what? A week? Two?"

"Doesn't matter." I roll my eyes.

"Of course it matters, Dean."

"Why? We already know each other-" I actually laugh out loud at this.

"We almost don't know anything about each other! I don't know your middle name, who your parents really are, why you and Sam even started hunting-"

"Okay, okay, I get it. 20 questions, you start."

"Fine, answer my first question." I tell him, referring back to the middle name.

"Don't have one." He let's out a huff of laughter, At least not having one means it wont be interrupted as a the opposite sex, like mine.

"Parents?"

"Both dead. And we grew up hunting, it's the family business." He answers all three questions I originally asked.

"Wanna go in depth about that?" I give him a sarcastic smile for being so vague.

"Maybe later, but first we have to find out about this town."

"Didn't you say couples are going missing?"

"Ya, so?"

"Well, it's that time again..." I try to get him to understand what I'm implying, but of course he's clueless.

"Thank you captain obvious."

"Dean, we can be the couple!" I roll my eyes, how is he so smart sometimes and then dumb as a brick the next minute?

"Ohhhh right. Ya, we can do that." He nods his head in agreement, taking the few missing person papers he has in his pocket and shoving them into the glove box.

"What's your name gonna be?!" I ask, getting excited about a new identity for the time being. He gives me a weird look.

"Dean?" I roll my eyes at him once again, this is becoming a regular thing for me.

"That's so boring though." I complain before adding,

"How bout a Colt? You look like you could be a Colt." He suddenly laughs at me, what'd I do?

"What?"

"Colt... It's just the name of a very famous gun-"

"Great, a hunter named after a gun, it's settled. Nice to meet you Colt." I stick my hand out to shake his, he just slaps it down.

"No, giving yourself new names always bites you in the ass in the end." I pout my eyes at him, but he doesn't budge.

"But we will be changing our last name just in case they've heard of us before... how about Wayers?" I shake my head in disgust.

"Dean and Maverick Wayers? No, that sounds bad."

"Fine, Lee?"

"That sounds Chinese, neither of us look Asian Dean."

"Green?"

"Your terrible at this, I demote you of your last name position. How about Murphy?" That sounds good, Maverick Murphy. I like it.

"What? Do I have to fake an Irish accent? Ello, my name is Dean Murphy, at your service." He talks in a Irish accent, laughing at my idea. I give him a playful shove.

"Shut up, I like it." I give him a grin, which he returns, he grips my hand that was going in for another shove.

"Then I love it. Murphy it is." I give him a playful wink before taking my hand back.

"You need to pay attention Mr. Murphy, your driving." He let's out a huff of laughter before putting two hands on the steering wheel.

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We pull into the first gas station we see, hoping this will be the one that gives us a ticket to wherever the couples are going. I take my black pen out real quick before going in.

"Dean, give me your hand." I try to grab for it but he just pulls away, can I say trust issues?

"What, Why?"

"Well we don't have rings Hubby, so tats are our next best hit for married hood."  He gives over his hand and I quickly draw an infinity sign on his ring finger, Then do the same on my own.

"Let is dry so it doesn't smear and then lets go Mr. Murphy." 

"So, do I get all the bonus aspects of being married?" He asks, giving me a wink.

"We'll see." I grin flirtatiously before getting out of the impala and heading towards the gas station.

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