Creek on Crack

1

Craig woke up from a buzzing phone. He groaned and turned over to the bright light in all the darkness. It was 5 am. Tweek texted him.

"I'M FREAKING OUT MAN!" Then another message "Btw good morning honey"

He signed and sat up.

"What's wrong babe?"

"DID BUSH DO 9/11?!!! IS THE GOVERNMENT OUT TO GET US?!!"

"There's no proof that happened, plus why would the government hurt their own country?"

"Bush and bin Laden's were friends! Who knows what could happen!"

"I know you're scared but if you lay down and breathe you'll realize you want to sleep."

"I'm too stressed Craig!!"

Craig called Tweek, "Babe do square breathing."

There was the sound of breathing in and out on the other end.

"I'm sorry Craig, I should have gone to bed when you told me. I just couldn't stop thinking."

"It's ok, you have an English test tomorrow morning, you need to sleep now. Goodnight."

"I love you... gah! Sorry, I'm so clingy!"

"I love you too."

Finally, when it was time for school Craig got in his car and drove to Tweek's house. He honked the horn and Tweek came running out and hopped in the front seat. Craig sighed and rebuttoned the bottom buttons of Tweek's shirt. "Hey, this is the first time this week that you had to do that!"

"That's very good Tweek." Craig smirked.

When they arrived at school Clyde, the quarterback was waving at the boys. "Sup Creek?"

"Don't call us that." Craig walked past him with Tweek's hand in his.

"McDonald's for lunch?" Tweek twitched.

"Of course." Craig kissed his forehead and went to class.

Tweek stared at the clock all morning. It has been 7 years since they started dating but Craig was the only thing that kept him calm and he needed that more than anything. He could never have enough of Craig.

Craig went to the bathroom every period to check on Tweek through doorways. He wasn't usually this clingy but he found out something and he wasn't sure if Tweek knew and how it was affecting him.

"Hey! Why do you keep ditching all your classes fag?" Eric Cartman walked towards him.

"None of your business fatass." Craig kept walking.

"Going to see your boyfriend?" Cartman stepped in front of him.

"How do you even know I've been out?"

"I have also been ditching all my classes to try to see what Heidi's hidden gift for me is."

Craig turned around and walked away.

"I know something is up!" Cartman shouted.

Craig walked out his last morning class and headed to his locker where Tweek was waiting. "I need coffee! Can we go by the shop?"

"Let's just get McDonald's coffee" Craig said opening the car door for Tweek.

"You know I only like my family's coffee." Tweek looked out the window.

"Come on, just this once?" Craig looked at him.

"Fine, I need it extra strong."

Craig bought four Big Macs, a shake, a black coffee and two large fries and pulled into the parking lot. Tweek twitched as he dipped his fry in Craig's shake. "How's the coffee?"

"Sucks. But I needed it to make it through the rest of the day." Tweek fed Craig a few fries and his fingers lingered on Craig's lips. He kissed Tweek's fingers.

"Why are you so good to me?" Tweek looked into Craig's eyes.

"I don't think we have enough time to get into why I'm in love with you."

"Please, I don't feel good today." Tweek looked down.

"Long story short, you're the only person that makes me feel like this. This feeling like my heart has gone to outer space and is shining like the stars." Craig looked away, trying to keep his masculine vibe.

"Thank you Craig, I love you!" Tweek clung to Craig's arm and they drove off.

At the end of the day Craig was looking for Tweek, today was the day.

"Craig! Over here!" Stan called him over. Craig kept walking. Stan ran up to him. "Dude, football practice starts soon."

"I'm not going today." he said while looking for Tweek.

"What dude? Are you serious, we have a big game tonight."

"I have plans all day today ok?" he found Tweek and walked faster.

"Ditching us for your boyfriend? Wow Craig, aren't you getting too into this high school fling?" He said that loud enough for everyone in the area to hear, including Tweek. Craig stopped dead in his tracks and turned around.

"What the FUCK did you just say?" He stared into Stan's soul.

"It's just like, I get you and Tweek have been together for years but it's going to end when we leave this town. Enjoy life, stop being the little bitch he made you into."

There was a moment of silence, the calm before the storm. Suddenly Craig ran at Stan and punched him in the jaw. Stan punched him in the stomach. It went back and forth until Craig grabbed Stan's shirt and repeatedly punched him in the face. Kyle came and tried to break it up. "Dude! You're going too far!"

Craig couldn't hear anything until a "GaAh! Craig!" Was yelled right behind him. He let go of Stan and felt the tug on the back of his shirt. Tweek was crying.

Craig grabbed Tweek's arm and walked away quickly.

There was silence on the way home. Tweek brought him to the bathroom and cleaned up his wounds. "Why?" Tweek asked touching the bruise on his face.

"I don't appreciate people doubting our love." He said wiping his face.

"Do you ever think about it... us after high school?" Tweek sniffled.

"I know that I'm going to make it work. I'm not leaving you ever, you're the only one I could ever love. I hope you don't leave me either."

"I will never leave Craig, you're the only thing that keeps me calm."

The kissed and went to Tweek's room. Craig laid on the bed and Tweek on top of him.

"To the moon and back?" Tweek asked. Craig nodded.

"To the moon and back."