I'm sorry Jay I love you and all that pls don't call my parents

21 0 1
                                    


papa sid will my children be strong and healthy?

papa sid will I get the 8 pack of Ribena that I've always wanted
papa sid will my love fall on me like the grave cross-eye you've bestowed upon yourself?

papa sid pls

papa sid, will you carry me off into the moonlight?
papa sid, will my wife survive the night?
papa sid, can you tell me my face?

papa sid
papa sid

give me my car loan back

papa sid I will light a dart for you
*fart
papa sid give me my blessing
my elbows are waiting for you
papa sid sprinkle my head with beer
give me my dues papa sid

will my dad come back

papa sid
rub my nose
pls

papa sid lb
papa sid I'm using desktop
papa sid shave my knees
papa sid are you ignoring me
I didn't mean to burn the bread
papa sid my wife and kids want to eat you
papa sid Theresa won't stop vomiting I'm afraid this will be it for jer
*her

papa sid give me the chocolate ad

You've reached the end of published parts.

⏰ Last updated: Jul 14, 2018 ⏰

Add this story to your Library to get notified about new parts!

papa sidWhere stories live. Discover now