別の世界の友達を見つける方へ（to find a friend in another world)~betsukai

BETSUKAI 1- Falling into the hands of (a) god.

Ahh, the normal school life of where you go to school for 6 hours, come home to gaming and binge watching anime, and eating lots. Of course, thats the life for the 14 year old Japanese cross-dresser Soichiro Hokai! but, oh boy,did Soichiro want to be in a manga, or an anime, and have some cool move that can take out some demon lord in one swipe. But we all know that's impossible unless some world travelling god came out of nowhere, gave us special powers, and put us in a different world! Not happening.

whilst in the busy rush moment at mcronalds the fast food restaurant, Some employee was using that ice cream machine that's been down for 8 years. But suddenly, oh no, did a strange guy come out through a portal, in the cup the employee was about to put the ice cream in!

"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH, oh I'm here now."

"uh.....u..h...u.h...u.h.uuhhhh.h......whaaaaaAAAAA.....?!?!?"

as the strange man looked around, the employee was on the ground along with everyone else, looking at the man, terrified.

"Yo, peasants, Im a lord, and y'all shall be terrified of ma existence!"

"wha?!?!?!?!?!??!?!"

"MANAGER, MANAGER, WHO IS THIS MAN IN A CLOAK?"

"hm? im busy right now, ill just check it ou- WHAAAAT THE ACTUAL CRAA*******?!?!?!

"welp, im a go do something like now, so ciao"

and there the guy went, Crashing through the roof, only to arrive at young soichiro's house.

"HELLLLLOOOOO IISSSSS THERREEE ANYYONEEEEE HOOOMMMEEEEEEEEE?"

"who da heck is coming?"

Soichiro opened the door, only to find the man there.

"...uhhh... who are you?"

"I am the great satan-sama!"

".........Sama?"

"oh, ya know your everyday neighbourly demon king!"

"what"

"well, in short lemme say you are a chosen one or something, and im giving you something since it's dangerous to go alone"

"are you linking me to something, zel*a or am I feeling something similar?"

"yea I have no clue what you are talking about, so heres this pendant, good luck, and ciao!"

and just like that The man left. Soichiro never saw his whole face, since he was wearing clothes. But it looked something like a 30 year old man with like 20 scars on his face. Soichiro decided to go back to his bedroom to think of what actually just happened. Pondering for 30 minutes, he thought, "Oh, he did say he was a satan-sama or something". So uhh, I guess he's satan. I wouldn't put it past him, but ya know, its hard to believe. Just then, My vision went white, Or rather, I got teleported to somewhere like a dream world, like in That one anime called "Isekai ni Android to tomo ni" or something. Welp, I thought some god was going to meet me, but 10 minutes. Nothing. 30 minutes. nothing. 1 hour. nothing.

"uhhhh, so I guess that means I'm gonna have to do something myself?"

"BOO!"

Soichiro turned around confused, To see a woman, probably in her teens bending over to him.

"were you trying to scare me?"

"Did it really have no effect?"

"well, I was caught off guard, but like there is no reason to be scared is there?"

"whaaa.... are you human?"

"My parents are both human."

"ok, then. As you said before Im That "some god" thats supposed to meet you. Im busy so im sorry but ill just compact all the info. First, like you want, you are going "isekai" or rather, you are going to another world"

"wait, seriously?"

"yup"

"sweet"

"ok, continuing, there is magic and mythical creatures there like goblins and dragons, and fireballs and ice shards and stuff. By the way, there are 7 other humans like you coming to the same place. lets just say, that you are going to be met by the central country's king, king ou-san of the brintain lands. After that, the king should be able to explain it all. And to finish it up, my name is ao-kami."

"thanks for the info, Im ready any moment!"

"wait are you sure your parents are ok with this."

"who cares"

"wha ok. Well, 3, 2, 1, GO!"