bnha x Seme! male! reader

chapter 1

y/n- your name
e/c- eye color
h/c- hair color
f/c- favorite color

'Thinking to yourself'

Talking to a voice in your head

y/n p.o.v

*slap*

"What the f*ck!?" I whined as I was rudely woken up from my sleep
"I am groot" the wooden creature said from his pot retiring his enlarged arm.
"Time for what?!"
"I am groot!"
"oh sheep!" I almost cursed, you see I don't like saying bad words in front of groot since I want to be a good influence on him for when he grows up and turns into a tree monster with a golden heart.
Anyway I went to the bathroom, took a quick shower, changed into my clothes, brushed my teeth and watered groot.
"bye groot, wish papa luck!"
"I am groot!"
And with that I made a portal to U.A
Are you excited?
"Of course I'm excited I get to kick ass and show off my cool quirk"
How are you so sure you'll be admitted
"Im the main character, besides if an invisible girl can get admitted so can I, by the way can we stop talking people are looking at me like I'm crazy"
Well you are fucked up, remember your cliche dark past
"It's not a cliche past if you still follow it today"
Anyway I got stuff to do, make ya look crazy later and with that he closed the fourth wall, it's funny how much i've broken it to the point where we made it a door.
Anywho I'm at the entrance gate of u.a walking in when I noticed a familiar broccoli head
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Oh it's just my childhood friend whom I haven't seen in years, no biggie.

"y/n-kun?"

"Hey Izu-chan, it's been a while!"

"A while?! I haven't seen you in 3 years!"

"3 years? I could've have sworn they were 4"
While we were catching up Izuku tripped then started floating?
"Sorry for using my quirk on you with out permission, but I couldn't let you fall" a girl with a brown hair and pink cheeks said.
Izuku then started mumbling unintelligible sounds and after a few seconds she set him down and went her way.
"I talked to a girl" he mumbled
I stood there deadpanned 'he didn't actually talked'
We eventually found our seats on the auditorium when the pro hero present mic started talking and even when he wanted to hype us up everyone just stayed in an awkward silence so I started giggling.
"Present mic is so cool, I listen to him on the radio all the ti- why are you giggling?" He stopped mumbling
"It's just that he sucks at hyping people"
Then someone raised their hand and stood up, he had dark blue hair and glasses and started complaining about only explaining 3 of 4 robots
" and you have been muttering all the time, stop it it's distracting! If you think this is a joke then leave immediately"
did he just scolded my best friend?

'oh no he didn't!'
Oh yes he did
"Hey glasses why don't you mind your own fucking business"
"Hey! using that lenguage is rude and disrespectful!"
"Why don't you come here so we can solve this like real men" I said as my right hand started to glow
"Now folks, why don't we leave the fighting to the entrance exam" present mic said
So we both sat down. "aren't you afraid of getting in trouble?" Izuku asked "nah, besides if I get in serious trouble leading into expulsion I can just get author to edit out the situation" "what?" "You are too you understand"

~time skip~√ °∆°√
Me and Izuku were at the entrance gate when Izuku saw the girl from before and started walking to her when...

A wild asshole appeared

'Fuck'
"looks like she's trying to focus, are you here just to interfere with everyone else?" he said
"w-what!? n-no no I just"
Then the others started talking shit
"Isn't he the one who winced when he was called out?"
"At least we have a rival less to worry about"

'ok that's it, time to make my sadistic comment'
"A rival less to worry about is what I'll say after slashing your throats one by one if you don't leave him alone" I said while somehow devil horns and tail started popping out and as the others started shivering in fear.
"Are you sure you're aiming to be a hero?! you sound more villainous!"
Sonic the hedgehog exclaimed
"Aiming for anti hero darling"
Suddenly present mic came out of nowhere
"And start" with that I waved bye and went through a portal under me.

Izuku p.o.v
After y/n leaved present mic said
"Follow that boy, there's no count downs in real life" I turned around and everyone was already entering so I started running in.

~Time Skip~ still Izuku's p.o.v

it's been a while and I still haven't destroy a single robot, unlike the fabulous and handsome y/n who probably already killed them all ¡y/n! Stop messing with the script!
I'll probably never get in and all might's work will go to waste. "Ahhh!"
I hear a scream and saw the girl from before under a pile of rocks with the 0 point robot. I run to the robot and jump to him concentrating my quirk and punched it destroying it, then I start falling with my leg's and arm's bones broken.

Y/n p.o.v
I run out of an alley way to see Izuku falling from the sky "oh shit!" I cursed while running to him 'come on y/n think... I got it!' I made a portal above him "hey izu~chan" "y/n-kun this is not the time to be talking" "right, Izuku hold on to me" "w-what?" "Do it!" He then put his left and unbroken arm around my neck and I hold onto his waist and make a portal under us.
I open the portal to the ground and put Izuku down, then I run to the girl and pulled her up "thanks" she says. Then an old lady comes handing gummy bears to everyone one then turn to Izuku "oh dear you hurt yourself too much from your own quirk" she then kisses his head and Izuku starts healing quickly 'so that's how recovery girl's quirk works' "excuse me mr" she says to me "yeah?" "You have a metal peace stabbed in your back" I stared confused at her and start reaching into my back until I felt the metal and pull it out. Everyone freaked out it was so funny. I then started healing the wound.
So that my fellow readers was the end  of the entrance exam. Until the next one.