"WE CAN HEAL PEOPLE..DERP"

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TABBYSTAR: First up...well what do you know. The medicine cats of MoonClan!

//Bigfoot, Pinestripe, and Rosethroat walk up.//

CLOUDYHEART: what will you be doing for us today?

BIGFOOT: We...we can..

PINESTRIPE: WE CAN HEAL PEOPLE!

ROSETHROAT: DERP!

GOLDENFANG: Show us.

ROSETHROAT: Gimme' da ball!

PINESTRIPE: *passes her a hard, rubber ball.* here's da ball bro.

ROSETHROAT: Ok thx *throws ball at Goldenfang.*

GOLDENFANG: AAAHHH! MY EYE! WHAT'D YOU DO DAT FOR I HATEZ YOU NOW

TABBYSTAR: Shame on you, you should be exiled!

GOLDENFANG: Darn it I'm bleeding help me guys halp

ROSETHROAT: No no no no no, we can heal you!

BIGFOOT: yeah!

PINESTRIPE: DERP!

*insert dramatic music here*

ROSETHROAT: *wearing doctor's coat* LETZ DO DIS. GIMME ZE HERB BRO.

BIGFOOT: HERE IS DA HERB BTW PINESTRIPE BAB I LOVE YOU

PINESTRIPE: THX BIGFOOT BAB HERES DA BALL ROSE

ROSE THE FOX: Oh my god, thanks. Cherry is really hurt. The animatronics are outta control!

PINESTRIPE: NO STUPID NOT YOU

ROSE THE FOX: But-

BIGFOOT: GO BACK TO YOUR OWN STUPID STORY

ROSE THE FOX: I'm gonna die thanks a lot.

ROSETHROAT: Good for you sweetheart.

GOLDENFANG: guys I'm dying halp

ANGELPELT: DO SOMETHING!

ROSETHROAT: Ok *smushes herb into eye*

PINESTRIPE: VIOLA!

BIGFOOT: SHE HAZ BEEN HEALED!

GOLDENFANG: YOU ARE MY HALLEJUAH WILL YOU MARRY ME?

ROSETHROAT: Sure bab wait what

*CHEERING AND APPLAUSE*

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⏰ Last updated: Oct 26, 2014 ⏰

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