(note: This is going to be in comic book form, it'll just take me a long time to do the artwork, I'm also just bad at drawing. Also please subscribe to my YouTube channel because please, it's DecAltDelete)
Officer Blart gets on his AI space segway named Jeremy while thinking to himself
Paul Blart: (thinking to self) Ever since Darnell edited my DNA and made me a super mutant, I've had to live a quiet life.
Jeremy: You know I can read your thoughts sir, why are you trying to give exposition to readers?
Paul Blart: No one enjoys your company, Jeremy, go die.
Jeremy: You know very well that I can't sir.
The two arrive at their location.
Jeremy: Master Blart, is there anything I can do to stop you from killing this man?
Paul Blart: Shut up Jeremy, you are literally the worst.
Flashback to Darnell Strokes talking with villainous Red Bull's hologram
Red Bull hologram: You must kill her, understand?
Darnell: Yes sir, but what will he do when she dies? You know Blart is a loose cannon!
Red Bull hologram: Do something off the book, something that won't get noticed, like run her over with a milk truck.
Darnell: But milk trucks don't really exist anymore.
Red Bull hologram: MILK TRUCK! I WANT A MILK TRUCK!
Darnell: Fine whatever. Also, how will killing her affect our plans for big bang part two (It's exactly what it sounds like) at all?
Red Bull hologram: I don't know, I guess it's important for the plot or something.
End of flashback. Return to Paul Blart. Blart takes out the BFG from Doom because he's that badass. Blart walks into the warehouse where Darnell Strokes is working on a large machine.
Paul Blart: Are you Mr. Darnell Strokes?
Darnell: Yes that's me.
Paul Blart: BECAUSE I'VE GOT A MILK DELIVERY FOR YOU.
Darnell is killed, but in his dying breaths, he presses a button to initiate a countdown for big bang part 2.
Paul Blart: I'm all Blart and no bite.
As the universe restarts, Paul Blart utters his final words
Paul Blart: At least Jeremy's gonna be dead, no one likes that guy.
Fin.
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