Oof Tales

Chapter One-The Fresh Prince Of Oof-air.

Now this a story all about how my life got flipped, turned upside down and i'd like to take a minute just sit right there and I'll tell you how I BECAME THE PRINCE OF A TOWN CALLED OOF-AIR!
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There once was a boy named Ooflton Banks.

I was just playing some ball outside  of school. But then a couple of guys who were...up to not so good things.
They started making trouble in my neighborhood. I got in one little fight and of course my mom got scared!

"You're moving with your auntie and uncle in Oof-Air."

I begged my mom but she still said no so I guess that I might as well kick it!

Mom gave me a kiss and I was off on my way. Chilling in first class I thought man!, this ain't so bad drinking some juice out of a champagne glass?

Are they sure this is the place they should send this cool cat?
I got off the plane to see a guy holding up a sign that had my name on it!

I had to leave I couldn't get arrested again. So I got a cab and left again but at the end of the day I saw my new house. Hmmm This might be all right!