Paul Blart: Infinity Blartlet

Issue #2

(note: This is going to be in comic book form, it'll just take me a long time to do the artwork, I'm also just bad at drawing)

The universe has restarted and the new Paul Blart (Blart 2.0) is oblivious to the change. Blart 2.0 is riding on his normal segway at his mall.

Blart 2.0: Just another day, at a normal mall, not in space.

Suddenly, the whole world loses its gravity.

Blart 2.0: What is happening?!

Someone teleports to the mall.

Stranger: Hello humans, I am one of the few remnants left of the old universe, I have traveled the vast multiverse in search of the Infinity Rocks. I have been told the final rock is in this very mall. You puny humans need not worry about your future for I am Abruptall, and Abruptall is supreme!

Abruptall begins his search for the final Infinity Rock. Blart 2.0 thinks that Abruptall is mentally unstable so he leaves him alone.

Abruptall: I have found it! The Second Amendment Rock!

Abruptall disappears.

Blart 2.0: That was normal.

There were six special rocks created during big bang part 2, these rocks grant the user mastery over the rock's subject. The six rocks are the Scarce Rock (mastery over YouTube drama), the Existentialism Rock (mastery over mid-life crises, and just existential crises in general), the Will Smith Music Rock (mastery over sound), the Aziz Ansari Rock (mastery over none), the Soul/ Space/ Power/ Time/ Mind/ Reality Rock (Literally the completed Infinity Gauntlet), and the Second Amendment Rock (GUUUUUUUUNS).

Blart 2.0 went on with his day and the mall was closing. Before he closed the mall; however, he noticed people disappearing left and right. Two-fourths of the universe was disappearing.

Blart 2.0: Holy Heck! What's happening!

Then, two Paul Blarts from different universes suddenly appeared in front of Blart 2.0.

Blart 2.0: Who are y--

Blart Macklin: He's already been here! Dammit!

Blartdon Urie: Cool it, Macklin! At least we can get a New Perspective on this situation!

Blart 2.0: What's happeni--

Blartdon Urie: Listen up Blart, I had High Hopes that you could tell us what happened before the people disappeared.

Blart 2.0: I mean there was a guy who called himself Abruptall and he was talking about some rocks.

Blart Macklin: Crap! He must've gotten the last one here!

Blartdon Urie: Macklin! There's a Silver Lining. We can take the time to assemble a team and fight Abruptall.

Fin.