"thanks sandra for dat perm nd new weave" i said as i watched my mom pull out $5 nd hand it over to sandra for giving me this sexi perm nd weave. this is suppose to last for 2 months that means no getting my weave wet cause my perm will go bad nd weird.
"so mom i bet ur wonderin why i wanted this perm..." i said slowly cause i fear my mom is deaf but idk.
"no i rly dont care."
"ok"
we pulled into the ugli driveway of our apartment which was a faded yellow color and there was 1nce a fire in this one room so we jus filled the burned hole in da wal with old bricks.
"mom can i go to georgy's ho-"
"yes" she answered quickly, wow. i wonder why i usually hav 2 ask her lyke twice...
"why r u so quick to get rid of me u hoe?" i said wit sum sass
"bc i dont lyke u nd i hav my pimp waitin 4 me inside now leave."
why is she so nice all of a sudden. but wait i hav a problem
"georgy's house is liyke 2 streets down how cn i even walk dat far, mom!"
"wow ur a lazy skank" she murmered as she opened my door nd pushed me out
"TUCK ND ROLL, SWEETY"
i tucked nd i rolled. wtever ill just walk i gues...
so ive ben walkin 4 lyke 3 hours now and im finaly on goergy's street. on the wey i got mauled by a bear! now i lok lyke shit. awesome. so i walkd up the stairs to georgy's door and ringed de doorbel and it wuz lykee "DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINGGG" nd becuz it wuz so loud i got scurred and fell dwn de stairs (best prt georgy wuz opening the door alredy ) fuk.
i open ma eyez and im on de floor on the botum of the sters.
wow. tanks 4 de help georgy...
i walk up de sters and the door iz open, so being the kindd person i am i wlk in anyway.
wen i wlk in, i see georgy sitting on the couch watching tv -.- "WHY DIDNT U HELP MEH UP GEORGY?!" he replys with, "cuz its ben 3 hours sinc u fell nd you loked mad ratchet so i didnt wanna touch u...."
i was nocked out fo 3 hours and this bitch wanna tell meh dat he didnt help mi up??
well guess what georgy?! im out. wack ass hoe, deucessssssssssssssss.
i stormed out of the ruum i wuz so furious nd wuld not take his shit
"BABII CUM BAK" i herd him screem.
i kept walking cuz i wanted 2 luuk dramatic lol but at that point i didnt rly care animore. as i wuz drownin in my own thots i felt 2 hands tuch my shoulders.
"georgy... stap. i dnt hav time 4 u" his strong hands turned me around aniwai and i saw him. not georgy... but him.
an old man that i paid $4 4 a piece of candy.
"omg stap it srsly" i said as he put his hand over my mouth.
"BONQUIQUI!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1!!!!1!!!!!!!!!!111" i herd georgy yell after me
"get off her u old man omg" he mumbled as he karate choped the old mans arm off. blood wuz sprayin evrywere includin in the oldies eyes lol.
"MY EYES BURN ND I CANT C1!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1!!!11111" LOL dat old man got on his knees and died as a garbage truk pulling out from an alley ran ovr him.
"bonquiqui dnt ever scare me lyke that again, u hear me!" georgy pleaded nd i kissed his forhead as a silent 'thx'
we walked bak 2 georgys house nd his parents were gone so we tuuk advantage of the opportunitie lln.
wen i wuz done he sed he has a surprise for me as a reward. thats when my eyes lit up bc he pulled out 2 1d ultimate vip tickets from his underwer.
"OMGEEE GEORGY!!!!" i yel as he hands the tikets 2 mee. without even thanking him i run out of georgy's house screemin "MUAHAHA YOULL NEVA GO WIT MEH 2 DA CONCERT! YOU GUN RUIN MY CHANCES WIT 1D!!" as i walk up 2 my houses door i realize dat i only hav 1 tiket. "sheet, i mustve droped it by georgy's houze as i wuz runnin" i think to myself...
OH NO NOW HE'LL FOLLOW MEH 2 DA CONCRT!!!
wat am i gun do???!
~i cri myself 2 sleep~
*2 months later*
its da dei of de concrt!!! yay. lololol
i get up, drss in mah skankiest outfit. i wear a traingbra with fishnets shirt on top (dnt wanna be 2 slutty) and a pair of daisy dukes were haff ma ass be hangin outt. and on de booty is says: your dick goes here.
im ready.
my mom is madd high so she easily agreed 2 drive me 2 da concert. this will b so gr8.
i arrive at da concert like 3 hours early 2 talk 2 da bois wit sum other gurlz who also hav da passes.
"hi im, harry nd dis is lewis, liam, zain, nd nial. u cn ask us questions b4 da show nd refreshmints r ovr der." i turn my head to luuk at da refreshmints expecting alcohal but instead c cuprisun. shiet i wanted 2 get da bois drunk. wtever
i start talking 2 lewis and harry wen they came ovr to say hi to evry1.
"hai umm my name is bonquiqui... u guys r so cute nd r makin me nervous..." i say suductivly while biting my lip nd smilin.
at first i thot they wuld fall head over heels 4 me but all they said was "hi bonquiqui how old r u?" wow fuk u guys, u ugly biches i dnt like u aniwais. altho dis made me sad i continued 2 flirt maybe it will take sum time.
"umm well im as old as u want me 2 b" i winked. fuk liam walked ovr 2 me nd said "ur a bit 2 young 2 b wearin dat stuff."
i punched him in da mouth and while he wuz knocked out i luuked at lewis nd harry mouthing the words "u saw nothin"
their jaws dropped as they watched me drag liams body away frm evry1.
as he started waking up i herd security runnin around luuking 4 liam but i had dragged him behind a bunch of cutains so dey wuld nevr find him.
"where am i?" he said as he sat up on th floor.
"its ok bby... i luv u..." i whispered this while pushing his shoulders bak so he was on da ground again
"wat, WAT R U DOING????? SECURI-" i stopped him mid sentence nd sat on his face wit my bare butt lol.
