(You can skip this chapter if you want. I would suggest doing just that. It's awful.)
I'm PIPER!
That intro was too basic...how about this:
HELLLLLLLLLLLO ladies and gentleman, boys and girls! Welcome!
Yeah that was great XD
ANYWAYS I am Piper, one of the 5 Aphmau gods! I'm full of THEATER CRAZINESS so if I make reference and you don't get it, just move on, it's fine, you'll live without getting a reference.
MEREMY 4 LIFE! (Oh whoops wrong fandom...)
GARRENCE 4 LIFE! Garrence is my OTP, right next to Zane-Chan. Now, it's not that I don't think Zanvis shippers are lovely, but please don't contaminate the comments of my beautiful book with Zanvis.
Please.
I can sense your little fingers about to do it.
No.
Stop.
DON'T YOU DO IT. I CAN FEEL THAT YOU'RE GONNA DO IT.
I'M WATCHING U.
I AM A GOD!
Pfft. What was the point in that. XD Okay so this book will most likely end up be a Ask/One-Shot book, so if you have any requests....
I will try my best. Also, if you have an ask, please do not be shy and come on over to ask.
Goodbye for now! See ya soon!
This is BananaBoat,
Signing Off
YOU ARE READING
Piper's BOOK OF APHMAU
RandomWassup! It's Piper and I'm at it again! :D Warning: I might swear, we'll see Welcome to this train wreck. AND I'M BRINGING YA ALL DOWN WITH ME!
