"Uggggggggeyy" Janelle moaned when her alarm clock went off.She drowsily reached for alarm which she was gonna beat shit out of in a seconduntil she read the time ."5PM SHYSA I'm Late for workkkk "Janelle spluttered wriggling out of the closet as fast as she could (pun intended 😏😏)Suddenly her phone buzzed the most dreaded noise a girl could hear "if that's work and I'm fucked" so as any rational person would do she panicked and threw it out her 10 story building window .
"Hey honeyyyyyyyyyyy um we accidentally switched phones last night do You have ittttt " chirped janelles gay roommate Zach Efron who is extra as fuck and knows it ."Wellllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll funny story zachyyy I kinda threw it out the window sooooo yeee"Janelle replied nervously. "Bitch WAT DID YOU SAY TO ME IMA THROW U OUT THIS MOTHERFUCKING WINDOW "growled zach in his angriest gayest voice he could muster torpedoing his Magnificent body and janelles frail lanky excuse for a figure . "WOAHHH WOAHHH ILL BUY U A PIZZA"Janelle whimpered practically pleading for her life cause she couldn't handle dat booty."Extra pepperoni and a latte to si vous plais "zach commanded sashaying away little did Janelle know this would pizza run change her entire life DUN DUN DUNNN
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Phinelle
RomanceJanelle was a typical "straight gurl" until she spotted dat booty which belonged to her destined love Philomena.
