IF YOU WANT TO BE A HOBO THIS IS HOW YOU DO IT.
1. ACT LIKE YOU ARE ON YOUR PERIOD TO EVERYONE
2. YOUR PARENTS WILL HATE YOU AND KICK YOU OUT.
3. BUY A FAKE BEARD AND PUT CHEERIOS AND THAT CHIZ IN IT
4. GET A CARDBOARD BOX OR NEWSPAPER AND SLEEP IN THE STREET.
5. NOW GO SAY SORRY TO YOUR PARENTS BC IT IS NOT NICE TO BE MEAN.
6. GO BACK TO SLEEPING OUTSIDE AND FIND A STRAY CAT AND MAKE IT YOUR BITCH.
HAVE FUN IN YOUR HOBO HABITAT!
