Joker X Batman??

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WARNING! THIS HAS A LOT OF FUCKED UP MEANING AND SEXUAL CONTENT READ AT YOUR OWN RISK!!!! please don't judge! English is not my strong suit!

Batman stood on top of the factory building with Robin scooting out for the infamous villain Joker and his crew. Robin scooted towards Batman "What are you gonna do?" he asked in a hushed voice. Batman looks down at the factory and for a while he said nothing. He looked up at the sky and replied: "He kidnapped someone....I'm going to save them and take Joker down." Sighs and then narrows eyes towards the factory "This is to easy." Robbin nodded. 

As they walk into the factory no one in sight. Batman scanned for any hint when a bright screen turned on and it was Joker's face appearing with his hostage the "Mayor" before Batman could say anything Joker spoke "HAY BATSEY! SPECIAL DAY FOR ME!" He took out a knife and held it close to his face then sighed "TODAY IS THE DAY! I MAKE GOTHAM BOOM!" laughs. 

Batman growls as he realizes it was a setup he's not holding the mayor here. He grabs Robin and leaves. He walks Robin to home then turns around and says "I need a drink." says before leaving.

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At the bar, Batman takes off his mask "Now ladies and gentleman I'll become a famous million air.." * growl to self as hides mask up front. He enters the bar seeing a few faces then as he sits he sees a striking man sit by him. After a few drinks he with the striking man who is oddly familiar and there's in the limo. Bruce is on him kissing passionately saying between kiss "It's one of those nights huh?" The man agreed as taking off his top...the belt....then as Bruce whispered "Thanks." The man turned Bruce around. He smirked "Hard already?" he slammed into him pressing. "Call me daddy," he whispered in Bruce's ear.

Shivering in pleasure he responded, "Yes d-daddy." The man did it again and again finally saying "For a rich man your rock hard." He took Bruce's head and pushed it down. "Youll do as daddy says and stop till daddy says." Bruce did exactly what he said and stuck it in his mouth. The man looked unpleased and grabbed Bruce's head and pushed more in letting out a deep moan. "Good you just need a push." He sighed and smirked, "Did daddy say stop?"

In the morning~~~

Bruce woke up with regret with his headache and the man who was wrapped in his arms. Bruce tried to open the door when the man said "Wait." his voice was calming. Bruce let go of the handle and held the man closer. "Uh...sorry not use to this thing I usually don't bring guys or girls home...." The man looked up and said, "Name is...Jack (Joker) ...neither do I..or go home with them." As he says this he leans in kissing Bruce. He looks at his watch then frowns. "Look Brucy I left my number and if your down and needing...a friend call me." Jack rolls over and opens the door fixing his tie and turns around and winks and leaves.  

As he leaves Bruce remembers where he has seen him before. His tie was in....the video Joker...Joker .. "Joker." Bruce says as he gets out of the limo Jac-Joker was no were to be seen. Bruce runs his hand through his hair as he tries to remember why and how....then he gets back into the limo and drives home. He arrives home as Robbin comes outside dressed in school uniform "DA-..bruce I'm going to be late for school!" 

After a cup of coffee, Bruce drives Robin it to school when he pulls up the camera crew is already there. "BRUCE WAYNE! WAYNE THERE ARE PICTURE EMERGING OF YOU AND A MAN LEAVING THE BAR THEN THE NEXT MORNING LEAVING THE LIMO! PLEASE EXPLAIN?!!" The news reporter shoved the mic n Bruce's face as Robin raised an eyebrow. 

Bruce growls "Look I'm trying to take my son to school now please leave me the fuck alone." Gasps from the crowd and reporters.

"SON?! HE'S YOUR SON!?" The yell in unison. As over there confusion they start muring. Bruce nodded in shock that he had said that out loud. He glances at Robbin that smiling.

Bruce sighs shoving Robbin forward when he turns around he sees Alfred waiting at the car with a scolding face. Shit. Bruce pushed through the crowd. As he got in the limo he saw the reporters thinning out.

At the batcave~~~

Bruce took off his jacket setting aside "Computer find my updates on the mayor whereabouts." *he sits in his chair* "Nothing." he says in frustration he looks at his phone with the new number "Sugar" He rolled his eyes and saw a text 

Joker: "Hey sugar! Saw the news sorry for that weird postion....ps: not talking about last night! anyways...I've got tickets to the carnival...meet me their sugar." 

Batman: "I'm actually Batman and fuck you." He quickly deletes it and response "Okay." He puts down the phone and says to himself "What the hell am I doing. He gets up and says "I need to get this out of the way." He puts his phone down then remembers Jokers voice he let out a moan with the words "Oh daddy." and quickly covered his mouth. He glanced for Alred no were good he let out a relieved sigh. 

Dammit, Joker why did you have to make me call you daddy...and why you so damn hot. He walks towards his car when Alfred comes from around the corner. "Sir, were you going at a time like this?" Bruce stumbled with his words and replied: "To hunt crime." Alfred nod approving and whispered "please keep your moaning to a mini"Bruce blushed as Alfred walked away. "Dammit, Joker." Alfred snapped "Who Bruce?"

"I said hooker." He says stumbling with his words and Alfred replied "A hooker?... Oh, my forget I asked." looking disappointed. Bruce sighed and facepalmed "Good going, idiot." he hopes in his car and drives to the carnival. "What if he's not Joker?... I mean ..." Bruce thinks to himself realizing Joker has a tattoo on his ankle saying "Jokes on you." 

He pulled up to the carnival "Plus Joker, not the one to attend a carnival...oh wait.., Bruce, you idiot."  He pulls up and parked. He gets out and texts Jack and goes to where they were supposed to meet. He sees Jack looking at his phone when he sees Bruce he waves. 

As they walk around Jack grabs Bruce ass and whispers "What should we do?" he asked, "Let's go to the farewell." Jack looks at Bruce and rolls his eyes "Okay." 

~~~~~~~ evening~~~~~~

 Bruce finishes his ice cream as does Jack and thought to himself I need to see his ankle. Jack smirked and grabbed Bruce's hand "Follow me sugar." Bruce walks along Jack when he stops at Bruce's car. "Um...Jack what are we doing?" Jack goes to the front whispers something in the ear of the personal driver. 

As they get in Jack closes the door to the mini door so there alone he turns to face Bruce. "Now.." He climbs on Bruce. Bruce pushes him off "Jack....what are we doing?" Jack leans back and sighs "I think....that was a date."Bruce blushed and thought to himself "Wait if he's the joker then no..bruce no." Bruce grabs Jokers waist and kisses. Joker then wraps his arms around Bruce pushing into the kiss. 

Bruce bored then laughed and said, "No no...I'm the daddy now." He pushes Joker to the floor and quickly got on top of Joker. He unzipped Jokers pants pulling them down he felt his prostate making Joker moan. He turned him around and whispered, "Isn't this your favourite." He slams into Jack then grabs his prostate again stroking it. 

Joker moans in Bruce's ear as they pull up to his house he grabs Jack's hand and takes him to his office. Knock knock. Alfred entered the room. "Hello, Bruce I came to sa...are, you okay sir?" He says as he stares at Bruce sitting at his desk.

Bruce trying not moan says "Yes...Alfred please go pick up Robin." As soon as Alfred left he rolled back looking down at Jack and lets out a moan.