Levi & Eren
*Few hours before going to McDonald's Eren and Levi where getting drunk at the bar now they where at the restaurant*
Levi: I'll have a- hic Big- hic- Mac and Earl Gr- hic- Grey tea.
Cashier: We don't have Earl Grey tea sir...
Eren: Oh hic- shit
Levi: ....Oh?
*Levi gets on the counter*
Eren: Babyyy oh god...
*Eren backs away and pulls out his phone to record Levi*
Levi: LET'S MCFRICKIN LOSE IT!
*Levi grabs a random drink and throws in on to the floor*
Eren: Fucken hell...
Levi: GET OUTTA YOUR MIND!!
Eren: Baby...LETS MAKE LOVE HURRY UP!!~
E: *jaw drops and chokes on air* I'm not writing that...
*Levi jumps off the counter and into Erens arms*
Cashier: I don't get paid enough for this...
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