1: SHIP BATTLES

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KEVIN: Welcome sisters.

ARCHIE: I'm not a girl.

BETTY & JUGHEAD: You're not?

BETTY: Aww Jug we sent the same message at the same time❤️❤️

JUGHEAD: I love you babe

BETTY: Ily more

JUGHEAD: but yeah Archie is a girl

VERONICA: A HOT GIRL

ARCHIE: Hahaha very funny

KEVIN: AHHHHHHH

BETTY: Kev?

KEVIN: AHHHHHHH

BETTY: KEV ARE YOU OK?

KEVIN: NO IM DYING.

BETTY:WHATTT?!?!?

ARCHIE: Ummm, Betty is crying.

VERONICA: Archiekins, are you looking through her window?

ARCHIE:😉

JUGHEAD: BETTY IM COMING OVER.

KEVIN: AHHHHHHHHHH

ARCHIE: KEVIN WHATTTT IS ITTTT!???

KEVIN: MY BUGHEAD HEART

BETTY: 😑

KEVIN:


BETTY: I THOUGH YOU WERE DYING

A few awkward moments later...

CHERYL: Betty, your dad Aka the black hood just attacked me at Thistle House.

ARCHIE: KILL👏🏽THAT👏🏽COOPER👏🏽

TONI: IM COMING OVER! DID HE HURT U?

CHERYL: TT I was trying to make Betty hate her dad, he isn't the black hood.

KEVIN: WOW #CHERYLBOMBSHELLFORTHEWIN

BETTY: ...

JUGHEAD: BETTS ARE YOU OK

BETTY: ...

JUGHEAD:BETTS!!!?????!?!?

CHERYL: Sorry cousin Betty...

BETTY:

KEVIN: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH MY BERYL HEART

TONI: 💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔

KEVIN: NOOOO I SHIP CHONIIIIII

TONI: Choni or Beryl?

KEVIN: BOTH

ARCHIE: Harchie or Barchie or Varchie

Betty: *sending virtual slap* I WILL NEVER DATE ARCHIE

VERONICA: hi this is Hiram lodge. I ship harchie all the way.

KEVIN: high five Hiram

VERONICA:

ARCHIE IS MY BOYFRIEND

KEVIN: AHHHHHHH MY VARCHIE HEART

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