The Strangest Love (REWRITTEN)

Episode 1: And So It Begins

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Steve: Is this thing on?

*Poking the Camera with a face of confusion*

Herobrine: I think it is.

*Sits back in chair, arms folded behind his head*

Steve:

*Sits up*

Oh, hello everyone! Welcome to the first episode of uh... *whispers to Herobrine* You came up with a name right?

Herobrine:

*Shakes head*

Nope, I thought you were going to be in charge of this.

Steve: Oh shoot. Well uh, welcome anyways! To the first episode of our podcast, where we'll be-

Herobrine: Where we'll be rambling about our story to one, maybe two people. Seriously Steve, nobody is going to watch this, we might as well stop now.

Steve: But Herobrine! Come on, you promised! You just don't want to do the first episode.

Herobrine: Ugh fine, ya caught me. Could you at least get out of the room before I start? You know how I feel about it.

Steve: Fineee, I'll be making dinner. Love you.

*Kisses Herobrine on the cheek*

Herobrine:

*Blushes*

Okay, yeah uh, sure Steve.

*coughs* loveyoutoo *coughs*'

Steve: *Giggles and walks out.*

Herobrine: Okay, so uh, where should I start? Wait- duh! You guys want the beginning of everything right? Well, I guess I'll start with the day i first saw him... from in a bush.

I'm not a stalker, i swear. Well, at least not anymore. Y'know what? I'm just going to start from when I woke up that morning

I woke up, thinking it would be a morning like any other. Get up in the moist, cold cave I called home, eat a piece of stale bread, wash up at the stream, then go hunting. Little did I know that morning would change my entire life.

I opened up my inventory. No bread. Darn.

Well, I used a stronger word than darn, but that's beside the point.

I sighed.

"Looks like hunting comes first today" I muttered to myself. I hated hunting. Almost nobody wandered this far out into the woods, and making the trip to the nearest village would suck on an empty stomach.

But I had to stop being such a wuss.

"You'd think I'd be used to this by now," I thought.

I stepped out from the dark and squinted at the sun. it wasn't even halfway through the sky, which was good. That meant it wouldn't be that hot. I smiled.

Looking around, I scanned the area for any apples that might've fallen out of its tree. I had no luck though, there were none.

Sighing, I began to make my way towards the spring, I at least needed a drink before I left.

I don't really pay attention to my surroundings, I admit it, that's why I can't tell you much about where I was. But when it comes to emotions, I remember every last detail.

That particular morning, I was cursing at myself for not checking on my food until it was too late, so you can imagine my surprise when I heard a soft voice singing from up ahead.

I looked up, panicked.

"There's someone there. What if they have a weapon? Did i remember to sharpen my sword?"

I heard the singing getting louder. I looked around in a frenzy. I dove for a pile of bushes.

Honestly, that wasn't my best idea.

There were thorns, so many thorns. I struggled to not scream. Too bad though, the leaves were dry, they made a horrible crunching sound every time I moved.

"Hello? Is someone there?"

The voice sounded startled, but not necessarily scared. I moved again to try to hide, it just made the situation worse.

"Hello?" They called out again.

I finally yelped. I heard footsteps on the forest floor coming towards me. I scrambled up. My foot was caught in the thorns though, I was stuck.

"Where are you?" I heard the voice say, it was too close for comfort now. I turned around in time to see a glimpse of a person with an iron helmet making his way through the trees.

I didn't know what else to do, so I yanked my foot away from the thorns and began to sprint home, even though my leg was bleeding profusely and left a trail straight to my cave.

But I didn't notice that. I just ran until I got there, hoping my leg didn't give out on me.

Adrenaline, Adrenaline is a crazy thing.

Steve: Hey Herobrine! Dinner's ready!

Herobrine:

*turns around.*

What?! how long have I been recording?

Steve: Don't know, but it seems like you liked it!

Herobrine:

*rolls eyes*

Did not!

Steve: Alright, whatever you say. But come downstairs! The chicken is getting cold!

Herobrine: Okay!

*Stares into the camera*

Well, uh, bye everyone. I gotta go eat.

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