Hi my nam is Porcelina Celestial Terranova Camilla Swan and Ive got waist long blak hair lik my soul, with purple ad red highlights that match my eyes (lol i dont wear contats these are my natural eyesf_f) and ive got pale skin cause i dont go out in the sun (if you tink thats stupid tha fuck you you prep). Myu sister is Bella Swan but shes a total fucking two faced loser who is a pozer. she wants to be so gofik like me but she's not (dat makes me sound perfet but trust me im not i have flaws and ive had serious tings happen in my life tat i dont want to talk about.) I use to live with my bitch of a sister in pehonix but like no one knew i was there cause like im invisible to like prep eyes
(athors notes: wouldnt it be fun to be inisible to preps???????????????????)
"Porky get up sweethart!" said my ass of a father Charleh.
"FUCK YOU CHARLEH I TOLD YOU NOT TO CALZ ME THAT!!!!!@/"i CREAMD AT HIM. it's totally unfair that he calls me this cause im a egetarian\egan sometimes but not all the time cause raw meat is too good yum!!! just the taugt maks drools drip on mah chin.
"haha oh teenagers." My prep of a father laughts.
I get up adn go tak a chower trying to wash away all ma sins (lol didnt work imma bad batch). I den start to put on ma makeup - black eyelier and black eyeshadow and black lipstick ad white fonfation. I den proceed to put on ma clothes - black corset that is laced up in the back that demostratres my luscinous sexxy clivage. I den put on my tight red plad skirt an fishnet sockings. I den put on ma black converse. I den wiped the drool off ma chinn.
I go downstares only to see mah bitxhc of a sister eating my FAVORITE CEREAL, LUCKY CHARMS. THAT BITCH SHE'S BEEN RUIINING MA LIFE SINCE SHE WAS BORN, LIKE SIX SECONDS AFTER ME (obviously im the older one lol)
"YOU BITCH THATS MA FAORITE SEREAL YOU PREP!@@@@"
Bella tryed to look at me gotikally but it didt work cause she a pozer.
"Porky sweethart weve baught an extra box," said Charleh.
"oo....kay" i say sitting down an grabing Bellas bowl.
Bella glared but didnt say anything cause she was obiously jealous. "So sweetharts are you ready for your first day at school??"
"NO I ATE SCOOL ITS FULL OF PREPZ!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!21"22/"!!!!!!!!!!!1" i CREAMED gooffikally.
"like ma granmothr usd 2 sey, if u dont go to scool, youll grow up to be a fagot" Charleh saig. But he's not homophobic tho cuz hes ben going out wiv billy black for TOO YEARZ!!!!! "thats wat happened to me lol!"
I finished eeting mah lucky chams (only rthemashmallows cuz tee other stuff suk) eeeand I stormed outa the door gofficaly. I coud feel bellsa jealousy as she wache me leacce. Um, its not my fault that i have a long silky smooth pale like trhe moonlight leg.
I drive to schooll in my chevi black impalaa um (A\N supernartural FTW) and az soon az i gt to school i feel lthe preps aeyes on meh. as i step outta da car da guys all stare at my thin body and dat leg. I scream out "WTF ARE YOU LOOKING AT U POSERZ!! JUST BECAUSE IM HAWT DOESNT MEEN YOU CAN STARE AT MEH YOU PERVERTS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
Siriously, dis happens to me alllllll the time. I dont een understand why, like, im not even DAT pretty. I just have beautiful lushious dak hair dat flows iin da wind and pale silky skin that shines in da daylight. (A\N: BEFORE YOU THINK SHES A MARY SUS, SHES NOT CUZ SHES HAD TINGS HAPEN IN HER LIFE AND SHE HAS IMPERFECTIONS OKAY?!??!!?)
A COMPLETELY PREP BOI coms up to meh and i no hes a prep cuz hes got bond hair and is wearing a schppl leatherman jacket. "hay welcome ta schppol. my names mike and im here ta tell you that if u have any problems u can come see ur old friend mike" "FUK OFF U PREP U KNOW MY NAME NOT MY STORY!!!!! JUST BECAISE IM HOT DAT DOESNT MEAN U CAN TALK TO ME THAT WAY" I screamed at him! That stuopid poser his poser friendsz were watching mee his asian friend was luking at ma boob. i flip him off and he looks turned on
i poosh mike and as i do i hear him moteer "i dont no ur ames but i want to" "PUCK YOU" I stormed into da school and immediatly da teaccher came to me. "U CANT DRESS LIKE THAT IN DA SCHOOL. ITS DISTRACTING." I slapped him and he cried tears of blud. i gapse and then wakled away.
i walk into a random classroom and i see a biy the most perfect boy hes got da pale skin and da most prcfect eyes that are a beautiful yello that are closed his hair was a porfect brown flying majestically in da wind but i gapse at wat he was doin g. In his hand was a bunneh da class benneh and da bunneh...............DEAAAAAAAD. hes drinking da blood of da bunny. i cryed tears of blood.
you seem to notice m e then. and he looks sad at the blood dat was dripping down my face. he culdnt bilive i was in painnn. "u cant tell anyone" he sed; finally opening his eyez. It was love. he threw da dead dunneh at meh and then ran awau. It was so hawt
"HEY PORCELINA" I turn around to see mike following him was da rest of my classmates. i quickly kick da bunneh uder the desk, desperete to keep da hot guys secret. i sat on ma desk,closing ma eyes and tinking about his bodeh. i wipe da bloody tears out o my face and i can hear mike wisper "hot"
i cannot concentrate da whole class surounded by prepz. i silently hate charleh for making me come into this tonw even if he is bisexual (A\N: BISEXUAL GUYS ARE SO HOT IF U DONT AGREE THEN GTFO)
i dont notice da mistirious guy stading at the window.
END OF CHAPTA ONEEEEEEE
