Marco & Jean
Marco: Jean are unicorns real?
Jean: Yeah...
Marco: Can I have one?
Jean: Uhm...sure.
Marco: really?
-Eren has joined the chat-
Jean: WHAT THE HELL JÄEGER!?
Eren: Heyyy~
Marco: EREN!! Jean is getting me a unicorn!!
Eren: Jean...
Jean: Shut it Jäeger.
Marco: Can it be two colors like your hair Jean?
Eren: Yeah like a half and half
E: OH SHIT-
Marco & Jean: *TRIGGERED*
-Eren has left the chat-
E: damn Erens jokes aren't half as funny as mine..
Jean: GOD DAMNIT.
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