Chapter 2: Bish What?

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Chapter 2: Bish What?

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Heyo! Me and Christine our going to try our best to update as soon as we can. Hopefully you enjoy this chapter

WARNING THERE IS LANGUAGE

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"You go Glen Coco." I said as me and April watch Mean Girls after some rachet bitch decided to mess with April.

Flashback

Unknown: No thanks. Omg your bewbs are so big or do you stuff your bras?"

"Bish whaaa." Was all I could think of. Instead I said, "OH NO SHE DIDNT."

Flashback Over

Mean Girls ended and I was tired and me being lazy I fell asleep on April's couch.

I was awoken by the one and only April by being pushed onto the floor.

"WHO HAS DISTURED MY SLUMBER?!?!" I screamed as I stood up from the floor.

"Me. Do you want coffee?" April said.

"I only drink Starbucks." I pouted.

"That's why I'm asking you." She said in a duh tone. I looked on the counter and saw 2 mocha cookie crumble fraps. I ran toward them.

"All for me?" I asked as if I was a 5 year old.

"You only get one." She said as she swiped one away.

I heard my phone go off but I didn't want to answer it. 5 Seconds of Summer was playing.

"She looks so perfect standing there in my american apparel underwear. And I know now-" I sang until it was cut off by April answering the phone.

"Hello?" She asked in a tired tone.

"Oh so it looks like Ashton is a man whore I see?" The girl on the other line said.

"GIVE ME THE PHONE." I demanded. This bitch is going to learn her lesson.

"Hey you. I bet your favorite place to visit is the supermark so you can practice your technique on spreading your legs. You should really learn to close them." I told her then I hung up. I looked at April and her jaw dropped.

"Holy. Crap. You are FREAKING AMAZING." She said.

"When she first said that to me I was like bish whaa." I told her.

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A/N

Hello!

This is my first chapter writing. I hope you enjoyed it. Bai.

-Ryan

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⏰ Last updated: Jul 29, 2014 ⏰

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