The Lord Hates Harry -Larry Stylinson

Man-slut

Monday.

Louis walked into the kitchen where his mother was quietly making her breakfast.

He was wearing a white low cut v-neck, that revealed most of his 'it is what it is' tattoo, scribed beautifully on his freshly shaved chest, and probably his tightest pair of black skinny jeans. If he bent over his jeans would, almost certainly, split in two due to the size of Louis' ass and the little space he had. They were so tight you could practically see the outline of his, impressively sized, junk.

"Louis William Tomlinson, those jeans..."

"Are sexy? I know right, they make my butt look great don't they?"

Louis mother sighed in defeat. There is no way she's getting him out of those jeans and she knew that.

"They are quite the pair."

His mother replied.

"What? The jeans or my balls?"

Louis winked.

"Louis!"

His mother said, shocked but amused by her son's dirty joke.

"Don't worry mum, I knew you meant both."

Louis smirked.

Louis outfit would send any woman crazy, but that's not what he wanted.

He wanted the church boys.

The innocent church boys.

Louis mum shook her head chuckling softly as Louis picked up his bag and started putting on his boots.

"Louis babe, I love you and all but those are probably the gayest pair of boots ever."

"That's the point."

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"Alright class, welcome back to term two. Did you all have a lovely end of term holiday?"

Mr. Morgan spoke, almost too much pep in his tone.

"Yes."

The class sang back, just as peppy.

They all looked way to happy for the first day of term.

"Sounds great! Speaking of great, we are getting a new student starting in our class today, he should be here any minute, talk amongst yourself, we'll do the register when he arrives."

The room filled with whispers, everyone seemed so exited for a new student.

There was a knock at the door and the room instantly went dead silent, every student staring hopefully at the door.

"Come in!"

Mr. Morgan seemed just as thrilled as the students. Until they walked in.

"Mr. Morgan, class 12SM, this is, uh, Louis, Louis Tomlinson."

The headmaster announced, disgust and bitterness in her voice. It made Louis smile.

The face of every boy and girl in that classroom dropped, some looking disappointed, but most looking absolutely horrified.

"Oh, um, well, welcome Louis. Have a seat right there please. We, we'll um, start the register soon class-s"

Mr. Morgan stuttered, signalling the headmaster out of the class so they can 'chat', obviously about the new boy.

The class was quite silent, a few people whispering but most just staring aimlessly at 12SM's new man-slut.

Louis chuckled to himself, it was like they'd never seen a gay before.

The door opened.

"Register time!"

Mr. Morgan chirped, still seeming a little uneasy by Louis' presence.

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Mmm sexy louis. is anyone else picturing his ass in those jeans? *heavy breathing*

So yeah welcome to catholic school louis, you little man-slut.