I'm not sure if you prefer handwritten to typed but my handwriting is atrocious as your'e aware. First off, Happy Birthday mama. I know that my gifts are always last minute and i don't have an excuse for that. So I'm sorry in that department. Now that the unpleasantness is out of the way I can get started. Mom, you don't know how much I love you. Yeah yeah yeah, mama's boy much? But I mean it, I love you so much mom. You're the one person in this world I know who I can truly count on all the time. You're always there for me at every point in the day I'll be it even if I've been less than polite that day. The fact that you put up with the record breaking angst I emit shows how much you really love me. I may not show it, but that really means the world to me. I mean a lot of the times I get down is because I've disappointed you and don't want to face you. I screw up a lot and it hurts you which makes me feel like crap. the worst part is that you love me regardless and I end up beating myself up over something too much. Yet I still love you so much. You're all I've got in terms of parents, hell you're more of an aunt and uncle too. (Not a bash on them, just saying they aren't around and you're way more funny.) That concert, that meant the absolute world to me. I didn't care that we spent in in cold rain surrounded by idiots, I still had a blast just hanging out with you and enjoying something we both liked. My mid-year's resolution is to start doing more with you when you ask to hang out, even something as simple as getting breakfast. I know I'm nowhere close to the best in the terms of being a son but I'm gonna work on that. Don't worry you'll still get all of the classic Dylan charm, just with the A-hole turned down a few notches. I love you Mom, I'm sorry this was last minute as always but it is however 100% sincere. Happy Friggin Birthday from your son. I love you!
Dylan (Dylan your son, Dylan)