A Subnormal Story

Chapter 5: Raul's brother - Smuggler Raul

In 2024, Raúl was counting letters and writing numbers, and suddenly starts to rain so he goes to the only place where it does not rain, the park. In the park Raul sat down and took out a delicious Banana from his pocket but when he is about to eat it Leon of Resident Evil gets revenge on Raúl, but behind Nyan Cat arrives and tackles him, killing him for the fourth time. Then comes a guy with a face of a subnormal asshole like Raul, who was the owner of the Nyan cat, and says to Raul: -I am your brother-, to which Raúl responds: -If you are my brother, show me. Potato-, and the guy answers: -Pudding-. So with that Raúl is convinced that he was his brother, without even knowing his name.

Raul takes his brother to his house in Minecraft where they were Rasputin, Car and the Whatsapp Black Guy, but a creeper arrives and exploits them so they must go to a motel -1 stars, since they could not pay more, so that Raúl and his brother start dancing Chacarrón as mentally ill, and even break the fourth wall 20 times. Then they analyzed the subnormal DNA of his brother, which was very similar to Raúl's, since his pulses were 1500 grams per second, his blood was yellow, his tension was pudding and his intelligence was nonexistent. Raul presents his brother to his father and he says he does not know anything about him and that he had never seen him in his life before, but as he liked he decided to adopt him, and since he did not have a name, he was called Hector.

Back at his motel, Eleazar arrives to visit Raúl, and they started eating popcorn seeds, and to see Raúl: The movie, Raúl's origin. A few weeks later Hitler arrives and kidnaps Hector in his boot house, so Raul traces Gogl Earth to the location of the kidnapper using Cheat Engine and sees that it is located on Mars, so he asks Doctor Evil to make him a rocket wich impulse with subnormality, and Raul pays to he 500 Subnormal Weights. After that, Raul tries to go to Mars, but since he's so stupid, he thought he had to go eating Mars cookies, so he eats them and when he finishes he goes to Mars with the Green Dancing Alien, which already had a lot of experience in space, although it was not very necessary since Raúl is already spatial.

Upon arriving he found that there was a public toilet in the middle of nowhere, and as that caught his attention, he got into it, but it was a trap of Hitler, but Raúl escaped thanks to the explosive diarrhea, which He helped fly out of there. Then he found his brother there who told him: -Hello-. They both left and went back to the subnormal land. When he got to his brother he had a heart attack and it exploded. Raul said goodbye to him by throwing him down the toilet.

Then comes Pablo Escoba (not to be confused with Pablo Escobar) and kidnaps Raúl, forcing him to traffic liquid marijuana across the border of Mécciko and Chaina, so he enters customs, which was the same as that of Papers Please and they ask him: -What is the reason for your visit? -, and Raul responds: -I come to traffic marijuana-. Then Raul realizes the fag who had just done and takes the Polipoop to the jail, where again meets the Chüpa Guzmém and takes it out and takes it to Waluigi's Tacos in Mécciko for an hour of 61 minutes, while they ask Waluigi why he is working selling tacos, to which he replies that since Waluigi could not be in the Smash Bros, now he is dedicated to selling tacos. Then Raul tries to go to Pobrezuela back by train, but Pablo Escoba discovers it before boarding the train and forces him to traffic Cocain. Once on the train, Raul discovers that instead of taking the verb train, he took it from the verb to drink, so he gets rid of the Cacaine by giving it to the Drugs Monster, who is the brother of the Cookies Monster, and leaves in the Thomas train. When he arrives, he remembers that his house of Minecraft was destroyed by a creeper, so he becomes a house of cards and stays living there.