Stray Kids as stupid things I say/have said

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This is just random weird shit I say
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Chan:
"You don't hit Dory the Dabador, Dory the Dabador hits you"

Woojin:
"Potatoes..."

Minho:
"I'm lonely, you ugly"

Changbin:
"Sorry" *rolling the R's*

Hyunjin:
"Bitch, I'm Dory the Dabador"

Jisung:
"Bitch, imma ghost. A cool one. You ain't never met a ghost like me before" *doing a lil swaying wiggle dance*

 You ain't never met a ghost like me before" *doing a lil swaying wiggle dance*

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(This is almost exactly how I was doing it. Except for a blanket over my head.)

Felix:
"I eat fingers"

Seungmin:
"You look like a fridge"

Jeongin:
"I was killed by a tree branch. A FRIDGING TREE BRANCH!"

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Let me get one thing straight.
I have a character that I act as which is Dory the Dabador.
That's who I am.
Dory the Dabador.
That's like a persona that I put on in front of my friends.
And I have a sidekick who is
Child Retriever.
We're going to take over the wo-
Um, I mean save the day!
So yeah if you were confused, this is my somewhat of an explanation.

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Byes!💗😊

p.s. sometimes Dory the Dabador speaks in third person.

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