idk how tf this is gonna go. but if you happen to stumble opon this work of garbage. I truly feel sorry for you. Scandal, lies, deceit, love, trust and old man jenkins. happy reading ya wankers
"Where's the plane," Yeemo asks, "BMJ, SCRANTY WHERE IS THE FUCKING PLANE?"
"Wtf, what dumbass landed their plane in a walmart parking lot." I say walking away. "I hope they have insurance. Why is New Zealand soooo weird?"
{Present Day}
Taylor's POV
"Oh my goooooddd, BMJ what the hell??!!" I exclaimed.
We were screwed the only way to save our company/kidnapping service would be to let everyone go, or maybe we will get arrested, or perhaps we ditch the celebs and run, but then they would tell the CIA everything about us. While I was lost in my thoughts, Yeemo was chanting something in another language, latin maybe?
Ave omnium Dominus atque Salvator, qui emi. Codious carsios maritus meus erit. Mauris mattis enim virtutis Dei et anime cum facis ista, et cum calore nigerrima locum clavorum Card. ego cecidit ad inferos.
BMJ eyes started to turn black and then she fainted. What the fuck just happened? I look over to Yeemo and she looked as surprised as I was.
"Did you just kill her!" I yelled, still processing what just happened.
"Maaaayyybbbeeee...", she said unsure. "Sometimes I have no control of my emo power."
A song filled the air (Smashmouth?), and a beam of light shot down to where we were. Following it was a...green figure...
They wore a brown leather vest...
No...
It can't be...
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It landed right in front of us, the beam of light in rode retracted back into the dark sky.
"DDDDdddddooooOOOONNNKKKEeeeEEEEhhHHHHHHH", it yelled.
Unable to move, I look up into it's dark eyes.
Flashes of Grant, and Scott and...Kirstin filled my mind.
It turned over to BMJ's body, and started shooting lasers from it's eyes.
Horrified and worried, I still look at it in shock.
And confused, did I mention confused.
Smoke started to crowd around her, as the green being kept shooting lasers at her. I quickly look to Yeemo and she looks dazed.
BMJ's body is now a pile of ash, the green thing turns to look at us.
"oEh, yA Caunt Go mEsSINg wit ThaYT emO MahGIc agAIn or Yal wIL hav tO dEAL wit ME!"
Me and Yeemo nodded slowly.
The green man zoomed off into the sky, abandoning all of the clothing he had on. Leaving us with his clothes but he didn't forget to steal BMJ's twinkle toes in the process. I looked us and could see the twinkle...
