Theres nothing here

Theres no Title nor story

Hi,you just clicked this for nothing,and there's gonna be nothing here except me talking...so shoo shoo now little cat,find something interesting....

HEY!,Why are you still here?!?!,why won't you just go read something else and not this,this is not too good for your reading by the way because no story is gonna happen in this sto-- no not story,I mean by what I'm saying...

You can go now,shoo shoo...,why won't you stop reading plz because I'm signing my papers,you know why?,nope not gonna tell you why because theres nothing here....

I'm just saying but your just wasting your time mister/ma'am or miss...What your reading is what I'm saying,it's just a subtitle of me talking,and you can read right??!,READ THE TITLE!!,and if you abide the title,I'm gonna make up some rules:

1.The more you read deeper,you'll learn nothing
2.Exit fast and read other stories
3.Read the title first and if you see "There's nothing here",Don't click on it
4.Quick now
5.Your still reading huh...

Stop reading I already told you the rules,your breaking the rules ya know,stop reading.....STOP READING!!,I know this is a bad story but this is not even a story!!,exit fast!,I'm gonna count 1 to 10,if you haven't stopped reading after I counted the numbers,your dead.

1...2...3...4...5...6...7...8...9...10...,Now you should be gone right now,and after I counted from 1-10,you should not see the words of what I'm talking,and if your seeing this,your messed up human,follow the rules idiot,are you really that bad at following rules,I did everything to stop you from reading this,AND YOUR STILL READING??!!,What your doing is really really bad,your maybe a bad person and does not follow the rules...maybe you also do not follow your parents as well,wow are you really that bad as a person,I mean bro make a living,just kidding.

OKAY JOKES ASIDE!,You can go now...how many times should I tell you to go and stop reading what I'm saying,you can find more story's that is so interesting,not this because there's nothing here.

Maybe your thinking in your head and saying that this guy made a story....THIS IS NO NEAR A STORY!!,are you even seeing characters,plot,setting,moral,nothing right?...NOW GET OUT!,your just wasting your time!.

You know what,I'm gonna make you a story to exit,and no I'm not making a full blown epic style cooler story,I'm making it short so you can now leave me alone.

"Once upon a time,there was a kid who as searching a interesting story to read,the kid stumbled upon a interesting story which is titled "There's nothing here",the kid knows what it means but still clicked it,and now the kid is not following the rules,because of the kid's idiotic and stupid act to clicking the --storyy--,but the kid is still going,until the kid is now done,but still,the kid is not done yet,not even a single tap of clicking escape,the kid is still reading,until now,the kid is still reading again and again,so follow the rules kids or your gonna be addicted!
The end..."

It's now done,the story finished and you can now leave,I don't care if you like the story or not just leave already!,ughhh!,I'm leaving!,your so annoying!,I'm not making chapter 2 because there is nothing here!