And so we arrived. When I reached the City Gates I was searched. They found a sack of beans in my camel load. All the guards ran berserk pointing their swords and knives at me.
'What's wrong with these fools?' I asked.
I was dragged to their king who told me I was to be beaten and banished.
'For carrying beans?' I asked.
'Yes' King Kaundi replied. 'You see, here when we die our final destination depends on how many times you farted. If you farted less than 100,000 times during your entire life you go to heaven, if you farted more than 100,000 times you go to hell'.
