Here's another vkook fanfic, enjoy!
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"How do you think mice have sex?, jimin queries, scanning the menu spread out between his hands to order a hot beverage.
Jeongguk sighed, looking up from his phone to give the older a weird look.
He shock his head, "I don't know jimin".
"Do they like you know stick up their tail up the females ass or do they just rub against eachother? Or ...or like they open up their butt and a small dick comes out and they fuck and it just goes back in until it's time to mate again, or do you think they don't have sex?, like at all But they have to otherwise how does the female give birth or does she like fuck herself with her...her tail"
Oh dear lord!
Jeongguk gagged. The food he ate earlier threatening to come out.
"What the fuck hyung! Okay, you should seriously stop obsessing over how animals fuck or mate or give birth or I don't know do stuff. It's fucking weird bro.", he bolted making a cranky face just by the thought of a tail up a mouses butt,ew.
"But it's really inter-"
"Chim, Can we seriously not talk about this now or ever actually. I just had something to eat and I don't want it to end up on the floors.", he said referring to the travertine marble flooring beneath them.
Jimin's lips puckered into a cute pout, he was genuinely curious and you know what they say ,curiosity killed the cat.
"Fine fine"
The two teenage boys were seated in a cafe, a few minutes away from their school still dressed in their uniforms, both adored this place it was somehow like their second home.
If they had any assignments, homework, or if they even just wanted to simply hangout this is the place they come to, a small cozy coffee place which never really is crowded and on top of that the owner loves them, it has to do with jimin's cringe-worthy aegyo but yeah he loves them and that occasionally means free coffee when he's around.
After hours of slugging down tons of coffee and scribbling substantial formulas on the notebooks layed out on the table ,they are finally done with their calculus assignment given in pairs.
"Whoopee, we seriously have to get an A for this, I unveiled my innermost genius for this poppycock.", jimin avers stretching his arms above his head.
Jeongguk looked up from his notes giving the older a questionable look.
"Poppy what?"
"Poppycock"
The younger opened his mouth to question what the fuck that meant but got cut off when jimin cooed,
"Uwu, who's that hottie over there? Never saw him here before.", jimin speaks eyes oggling at someone behind the raven hair, jeongguk turned around following jimin's gaze he saw an unfamiliar looking boy behind the counter, a handsome unfamiliar looking boy.
He was taking orders from an elderly couple, face blank. No sign of a smile or a small grin like most employees here, the boys face was just blank.
Jeonnguk turned back around. "Don't know, probably some new employee"
"Fuck, he looks hunky-dory",
"Hunky what?, jeonnguk questioned
Hunky docky?
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Frosty trek || kth•jjk
Fanfiction"Uh...uh, do...do you have balls the size of Jupiter?" ''''''''''''''' Meet jeon jungkook, a teenage boy with a pretty average life until it instantly changed just because of a stupid bet he made with his best friend.