Highschool life was very unpredictable, intense and funny...
Now ulikuwa unapata mode wa Chemistry ako class ako serious anafunza vitu serious kama...
But since it's only a month to closing date, we unamwangalia but akili yako iko far thinking about how many days were left before you finally go home.
Uko apo unajiconsole ati one month si kubwa...
"Tukitoa weekends zoote inabaki 22 days, minus two weeks of exams inabaki tu 8 days.Kidogo kidogo unaangalia timetable ndo utoe days mko na Biology double, then, Boom!! You realize today its the last time for such...
Meanwhile your deskmate is busy thinking how 1,2,3 bromoethylpentane will help him in real life situation, he doesn't get an answer but dozes off to that sweet sleep after teabreak. (Kale kanakujanga time joto ya chai inamingle na kale ka upepo kanaingia windows zikiwa open).
Suddenly you hear someone calling for you behind, its your bro..."Brathe ni saa ngapi, kwani hii lesson haiishi?" You give him the most disappointing answer you can ever give in a boring double lesson..."Ni 11.17am bro..."
Your friend becomes disappointed knowing it's still 11 yet the class ends at 1pm. You decided to pass time by conversing with your other deskmate, "Bro did you see that chic I got during the holidays...?"
Even before he answers the teacher is already on you... "You two village heroes what are you gossiping about. IDIOTS!" You try to defend yourself like, "I was asking if he has an extra pen, mine is finished..." Even before you finish he chips in, "Kijana don't be stupid I'll kick you out of my class. On that note I want ti check your notes at the end of this lesson." Saa izo kimoyomoyo una curse mwalimu, "...ata afadhali anyongwe na hio chalk dust akufe..."
Two minutes to 1pm...
Teacher: Anyone with a serious question?
Top student: (raises hand)
Class: (murmuring all over) Ahhh!! Nini na huyu! Nkt anajikazaa! Anafkiria atapata A plain.No sooner had he asked his question than the deputy principal entered, "Excuse me mwalimu, allow me to pick two indiscipline elements from this class." He is granted permission, hapo ndo unajua karma is coming for you. "Carl and Franklin to my office now! The others can go for lunch. Leave this two dimwits, I'll show them why you can't milk a buffalo."
30 minutes after lunch is when you are seen returning from the office. Your friends try to find out what it was all about... "Yoh Bro, kwani mlido nini?" But you don't wanna tell the truth... "Ah haikuwa story kubwa ata hatujapigwa saaana." But from the looks of it you like you've gone through WW1 & WW2 together at once.
Brad from the next class, is already in your class disturbing you with mocking questions... "Bro ati hamjapigwa sana.😂😂" The whole class surrounds you asking silly questions you don't wanna answer.
Then boom Karma (aka Deputy principal) is back... "Everybody in this class can you kneel down. You think here is a market place. PIGENI MAGOTI!"
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THE HARD TIMES OF HIGHSCHOOL!
HumorThe weird and funny adventures of a Kenyan highschool student, mostly a boychild😂😂... Based on true stories