1. Grin weirdly at some one and whisper " I got new socks on"
2. Suggest you all join in a sing along.
3. Every time some one comes into the elevator say "Welcome Aboard" And put ur hand up to your head like a captain.
4. Every time it stops at a floor say ' Ding Dong"
5. If u go into a crowed elevator instead of having your back to everybody else, turn around to face them and then say "I have gather you all here today........" and the continue, make sure to finish it!!!!
6. Grimace painfully while smacking your forehead and muttering: "Shut up, dammit, all of you just shut UP!"
7.Sell Girl Scout cookies.
8.When at least 8 people have boarded, moan from the back: "Oh, not now, damn motion sickness!"
9.Meow occassionally.
10.Frown and mutter "gotta go, gotta go" then sigh and say "oops!"
11.Walk on with a cooler that says "human head" on the side.
12.Walk on with a cooler that says "human head" on the side
13.Stare at another passenger for a while, then announce "You're one of THEM!" and move to the far corner of the elevator.
14.Ask each passenger getting on if you can push the button for them. And the press the wrong one.
15.Listen to the elevator walls with a stethoscope
16.Draw a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other passengers that this is your "personal space."
17.Stare at your thumb and say "I think it's getting larger."
18.Lean against the button panel
19.Bring a chair along.
20.Sing "Mary had a little lamb" while continually pushing buttons.
Hope u in joy these!!!
