dear owner:
i'm sorry that i barked at the tv but a dog was on the screen
i'm sorry that i hate my sister, the other half of my gene
i'm sorry that i threw up, and it was the colour green
i'm also sorry that u knelt in it, with ur nice new jean
i'm sorry that i wet your bed, as you were about to sleep
i'm sorry that i get scared when all the cars go beep
i'm sorry that my sisters puppy mats are not really cheap
i'm sorry for the holes in the ground that really aren't quite deep
and for always biting the broom when you try to sweep
i'm sorry that i poo-ed on the living room floor
i can't help i'm getting old and can't stomach it anymore
you always look after me and give me my encore
and sometimes u wake up and tell me not to snore
but you were always looking after me when i hurt my paw
i'm sorry i'm a naughty pup, do you still love me any more?
