Shrek-I'm here to fuck you.....and ur brother
Peppa- fuck no,he got a tiny dik
Shrek-both of yous come with me now for i shoot y'alls
Peppa- u can't kill me,I'm a bad bitch
Shrek kisses Peppa with his nasty ass mouth and puts some green stuff in her mouth and she passes out
Tiny dik nigga- boi did my sister finally die?
Shrek- no she's not dead u dipshit
Tiny dik nigga- shrek whyy??!!! Kill that bitch
Shrek-first of all tiny dik,call me "däddŷ måstër $hrêk" second no,I'm tryna fuck her
Tiny dik nigga- däddŷ måstër $hrêk wait u can't fuck that bitch
däddŷ måstër $hrêk- why the fuck not tiny dik?
Tiny dik nigga- first off call me "tïñŷ dîk mästêr"
däddŷ måstër $hrêk- ight man,now why can't I fuck yall?
tïñŷ dîk mästêr- oh nah,u can fuck me,but u can't fuck her becuz....
To be contuined....
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ghetto Peppa x shrek
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